No Democrats, or girls, were allowed when the Acting AG went to get GOP support for the boss’s illegal kampfbund fund. These fascists are not even trying to hide their nefarious dealings as they set up an illegal taxpayer funded slush fund to enrich criminal far-right insurrectionists as payment for their future violent, insurrectionist services.
Nothing to see here, when the Acting AG goes to meet with Republican senators only, because partisan (if Republican) use of the government for strictly partisan purposes has been repeatedly blessed by the six righteous pontiffs on the Supreme Court. January Sixth fist pumper/sprinter to saftey Josh Hawley, “Greenbay Sweep” quarterback Lyin’ Ted, loyal lapdog Lindsey “A girl gets to change her mind!” Graham, Coach Tooberville, every Senator who defended the J6 rioters as patriots, or worked with Bannon and fellow-strategists in the Willard Hotel War Room directly on January 6th — all eligible for big bucks from the illegal slush fund!
With all that, it reportedly went badly for Blanche.
Although, as everyone in MAGA knows — it’s totally illegal for the FBI to conduct an investigation into a riot to stop the certification of a national election, particularly for the phone records of the conspirators in Congress, the victims of which each deserve at least a million dollars. Just because you were convicted of violently attacking police doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a million bucks for the hell they put you through afterwards. It’s just like the feds getting a so-called subpoena to raid your house to get evidence of a crime, evidence you strongly denied having, finding the evidence you lied about not having, and then maliciously prosecuting you! Submit your claim today!
Recall three things about the bogus case this unrelated “settlement agreement” supposedly came from:
1] the lawsuit was time-barred as well beyond the statute of limitations for bringing it [should have been dismissed on that basis, would have been, if Trump’s criminal defense team DOJ wasn’t involved]
2] the case was not a legally justiciable “case or controversy” since Trump, the plaintiff, was also in charge of the IRS, the defendant/respondent. The criminally insane stable genius plaintiff/defendant was pretending to “settle” with himself, with $10,000,000,000 of taxpayer money as the hostage.
3] This kind of case, if legitimate, has a settlement limit of $1,000 according to longstanding DOJ rules.
Former White House lawyer Ty Cobb gives the legal skinny on the $1,776B criminal conspiracy Republicans are now very squeamish about (and rightfully so). Again, the legal incoherence of the “settlement” is very clear: the case was filed AFTER the statute of limitations expired, it was dismissed by the judge because there was no case or controversy (Trump controlled both sides of the fake lawsuit) and statutory damages in these cases are limited to $1,000. Under a noncriminal DOJ, the case would have been immediately dismissed. In withdrawing it himself, with Blanche’s generous deal for his family and their tax avoidance liabilities, the stable genius thought he was winning. Like he won the war in Iran, obliterating them twice, perhaps more times. Like he won in 2020, by an overwhelming majority, and the 200 bomb threats called in by Putin had nothing to do with it. Like he was totally exonerated at the end of every witch hunt. Like he never even met any of the cute young girls fucking Epstein stole from Mar-a-Lago.
And the indignantly befuddled dickhead pictured above never even met Ghislaine Maxwell and knew nothing about her being transferred, days after a two day, nine hour interview with Blanche that was totally routine for sex criminals, to a much less secure prison for female white collar criminals.
Let us all take action to ensure there are not 1,000,000 paid Klansmen, in hoods, preemptive presidential pardons in hand, surrounding every non-MAGA polling place in November so that our 2027 government can conduct the investigations, impeachments and criminal proceedings that are necessary to halt this avalanche of fascism here in the good old USA.
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