We’d all better get used to writing this way [1]. Above is the complete Republican response to each of the articles of impeachment against Donald John Trump. Hard to argue with that second one, yo.
[1] that Nazi “s” is murder, by the way
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Junior High School posters employed by Grand Old Party
In what used to be called propaganda, Republicans placed large posters conspicuously on the podium behind the leaders of the Intelligence Committee, for viewers at home, whenever the committee chairman spoke. The signs underscore what they continue to portray as a corrupt, partisan lynching. Adam Schiff (“Shifty Schitt”) stated several times, and reiterated in closing, that to this day he doesn’t know the identity of the whistleblower.
No matter. Trump says Shifty Schitt is a fucking liar.
Two days later, as hearings continued, that poster was updated to read 95 days. Consistency is important in hammering home a talking point, sometimes.
How Not To Worry
Sekhnet, who calls herself a “recreational worrier”, worries that I don’t worry enough.
Now I know that the only way to stop worrying about what might happen is to make sure it doesn’t!
(I’m still not worried about the fact that the knife above would not actually close without leaving a sharp point sticking out of the handle)
Fall vista
Overlooking a valley in the Shawangunk mountains, two hours north of New York City. The photo really doesn’t do nature justice. We humans so rarely do.
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Does Nancy have Bobby Three Sticks writing for her now?
Slice of a NYC minute
I was walking in my neighborhood last night around midnight and I passed a young couple as I crossed the street toward my apartment. They looked like they’d recently graduated high school. The young woman was wearing very short shorts and a low cut tank top that clung to her in a very nice way. As they passed me she caught my eye and said, “sir, he’s going to fuck my brains out tonight.” In that split second our paths crossed I nodded, said “excellent idea” over my shoulder. I meant it, too.
Our President at 5:06 a.m. Sunday morning
The stable genius at work, early Sunday morning:
I wondered about the absence of spell check there. With a little research (just google “councel”) I learned that “councel” is apparently POTUS’s preferred spelling for “counsel” and he always spells it that way (on at least 14 previous tweets). Not a mistake, not a mistake!!! He will change the proper spelling of that fake word, have no doubt. MAGA! USA! USA!!!!
Historic photo from Sekhnet
which arrived above this caption:
April 5th 2017 group… Including the beautiful sole survivor.
The beautiful sole survivor is the now banished Paintjob, eating turkey off the paper near her mother (now her feared enemy) and her three doomed little siblings.
Paintjob continues to survive somehow, she was photographed eating yesterday by Sekhnet who sent the photo with the caption “Yay!”
Another kitten
Mama Kitten, who was pregnant again by the time her kittens were two or three months old, showed up a couple of weeks ago skinny again. Sekhnet and I concluded she must have had a miscarriage. Then this breaking news photo came across the Sekhnet news wire. Mama nursing a single mouse she had carried by the scruff of the neck to the area of the garden where Sekhnet was working.
