All of these women were actively battling or recovering from battles with various cancers. All of this creative animation was done in four two-hour sessions. A very nice 8 hours, indeed.
in his own eyes
But the wise
heed good advice.
Knifing through the water
I stand by my original comment.
“From when I asked you what was the reason for your final, fatal estrangement?”
Yeah, when I told you we brought out the worst in each other.
“Yeah, I remember when you said that, but I have to confess, I never really got that.”
I fucking shot the guy, twice.
“OK, but it seems clear you had no intent to actually kill him.”
I took a gun and shot my oldest amigo twice, once in the thigh, once in the kneecap. In the kneecap, because it’s supposed to be excruciatingly painful to be shot in the knee. I would say the worst in each of us had been brought out by that point.
“Not so, I beg to differ, not the worst, he didn’t bring out the worst in you (though you may well have brought out the worst in him). The worst would have caused you to shoot to kill, you would have blown his brains out or shot him twice in the gut, so he’d die slowly and in great agony like in the Westerns when somebody gets gut shot“
Well, sure, killing him would have been worse, in a strict sense the worst, but goddamn it, I shot a guy I’ve been friends with since we were ten years old. I would say we brought out the worst in each other, or, at the least, very bad things.
“As you admit, not the worst, bad, sure, very bad, but by your own admission, not the worst.”
Well, as Shakespeare has some poor devil say in King Lear, “as long as you can say it’s the worst, it’s not the worst.”
“Ah, you mean:
- Edgar. [aside] O gods! Who is’t can say ‘I am at the worst’?
I am worse than e’er I was.
- Old Man. ‘Tis poor mad Tom.
- Edgar. [aside] And worse I may be yet. The worst is not
So long as we can say ‘This is the worst.’ “
Yes, I lack your eidetic, photogenic memory.
“You mean my lightning fast google fingers.”
Yes, I’m sure that is what I mean.
“But anyway, I’m interested in hearing more of this ‘we brought out the worst in each other’ business.”
Well, shooting my old friend was about as bad as it got, and, of course, I only winged the guy, or crippled him I guess is more accurate, so I guess nothing really bad happened between us…
“No need to be snide, Clyde. Precision in language is important, as you know, being an officer of the court. Bringing out ‘bad enough’ in each other is far from bringing out the ‘worst'”
Is there a point to this exercise in semantics?
“Are you referring to lexical or conceptual semantics?”
Plain old school yard semantics.
“It’s just that you are in the habit of making wild claims you later are unable to back up, I’m trying to help you communicate more clearly and not contradict yourself.”
So to avoid contradiction, for you, I need to make it clear that we brought out very bad, dark, violent things in each other, that while shooting him was, admittedly, bad, and I spent two years on probation (talk about a good lawyer), we did not actually bring out the absolute ‘worst’ in each other, unless you consider that perhaps the worst I could do was shoot somebody I’ve known for years twice, deliberately, to cause maximum pain.
“No need to be so snippy about it, I’m just making a point.”
Snippy, you say, could you give me the lexical semantic etymology of that term of art?
“Snippy is a colloquial phrase, as you well know. It means short-tempered, snarky, bitten off with an overtone of hostility, as in snipping, or perhaps, nipping. I don’t think it’s fair to take it out on me if you habitually seek a pass, a poetic license, for speaking with imprecision.”
I made the point that we stopped being friends for good once I finally understood that we were in an eternal struggle, that there was no chance of coming to any understanding, that we were locked in a zero sum game for who had the right to be more disappointed by the other, whose anger and hostility was more justified. Our rotting cadaver of a friendship had by then become toxic, septic, it had to be put out of its misery for everyone’s good. My shorthand for all that, and my abiding belief, when pressed for a summary of the reason we are no longer friends, after almost half a century, is that we brought out the worst in each other. We had no empathy towards each other, to put it as mildly, and unsnippily as I can.
“Well, there’s no reason to be so fucking snide…”
Argumentative, your Honor!
“I’m not the one making floridly exaggerated claims.”
Floridly, you say, as in floridly psychotic, complete with the fragrant bouquet of hallucinations and addled brain full of false beliefs?
“Whatever… you know, for someone as smart as you are it’s kind of sad that you can’t have a simple intellectual disagreement with somebody without getting all bent out of shape and taking it out on the other person, charging me with being argumentative. You know argument is sport with me, and I can as easily argue your side of the debate as the side I am staunchly defending against you. Why do you take it so personally?”
I only take it personally, I suppose, because I am personally being subjected to this hectoring lecture on precision in language, over a heinous and painful thing I personally did to an old friend after years of escalating hostility. I personally have to defend myself against your sporty, fun ‘I get such a kick out of being contrary!’ inquisition, or maybe prosecution is more accurate, I have to check to see if my poetic license has expired or not.
“Jesus, you really are a fucking hard-ass. You can certainly dish out the punishment but you seem incapable of taking even a gentle push to make yourself more clear.”
The only way I could be more clear, at this point, is by going home, getting my legally possessed gun (great lawyer!) and pointing it at your fucking knee.
“Oh, you talk a good game, tough guy, but this would be a second offense and you’d do prison time.”
Not necessarily, not if I killed you and buried your body here, at this scenic spot where your carcass would never be found.
(He pulls a gun out of his backpack and clicks off the safety).
“You talk a good game, pal, but now that you’ve threatened to kill me, this would be self-defense, standing my ground in reasonable, or at least articulable, fear of deadly assault, here in the great state of Florida.”
We’re in Mississippi, friend.
“Same shit, different state motto”
Well, you might as well shoot me, but, not in the knee, please, for the love of God.
“Don’t worry about that, there is only one reason to shoot somebody, and it’s not to make him limp for the rest of his miserable life.”
Your clearheadedness is an inspiration to everybody in the Laughing Academy, sir.
“Oh, I’m the crazy one? On your knees, motherfucker.”
You shouldn’t use the ‘f-word’.
“Are you fucking mocking me?!”
Oy, I wouldn’t dream of it!
A friend has been home-schooling her talented eight year-old granddaughter during the pandemic and asked me to help her with an art project. We met briefly, in a park, during the height of the pandemic, where I showed them how to do it, explaining the general principle of stop-motion animation, but it was a quick and uninspiring demonstration.
There was also the difficult to solve problem of how to line up the frames properly so that they’d make an effective phone gif. If the frame is not completely steady from frame to frame, the moves will be out of registration and not produce a watchable gif. I had to basically invent a rig to keep the frames steady when I launched a non-profit kids’ animation workshop almost a decade ago, but even with that rig there are technical hurdles to getting perfectly registered frames.
Now that we are all vaccinated I can go in person and work directly with the young artist, help her go wild with her eight year-old creativity. In the meantime, I promised my friend I’d send her a little kit to let the girl start making gifs herself.
The challenge remained, how to give them a foolproof way to properly register the frames so the gifs would work. Particularly for someone using a cellphone camera and without the steady little rig I’d put together over the course of months of trial and error.
I solved it late last night. Check out the gif below and see if you can see my fix.
We made this when the kid was a girl, she’s probably almost twenty by now (the age her mother was when I met her). Tempus fwiggin’ fugit, no?