First of all, corporate media, and everybody else, stop calling this brazen criminal conspiracy to steal thousands of millions from the taxpayers to pay criminals loyal to our criminally insane president millions a “SETTLEMENT”. The scam, perhaps Trump’s brain trust’s biggest FUCK YOU to Americans yet (you know this complex fraud wasn’t the dotard’s idea), is not a settlement. Heather:
In her order dismissing the suit, Judge Kathleen Williams noted that because Trump’s dropping of the suit “does not reference any settlement or include a stipulation of settlement, there is no settlement of record. Additionally, Defendants—federal agencies represented by the Department of Justice, which has an independent obligation to uphold the ‘public’s strong interest in knowing about the conduct of its Government and expenditure of its resources’ and the ‘fair administration of justice,’ neither submitted any settlement documents nor filed any documents ensuring that settlement was appropriate where there was an outstanding question as to whether an actual case or controversy existed.”
Judge Williams was not alone in her skepticism about the deal. Andrew Duehren of the New York Times reported today that career lawyers at the Internal Revenue Service thought the agency should fight Trump’s suit, noting that the statute of limitations for such a suit had run out, the Justice Department has previously taken the position that people cannot sue the IRS for the actions of a contractor, and the Justice Department settled a similar case from hedge fund billionaire Ken Griffin with a public apology rather than a monetary payoff.
The document that purports to be a “settlement” has the words “settlement agreement” written in capital letters across the top of it, but the important word is “agreement.” It is not the settlement of a legal case: Trump dropped the case when it looked like the judge would throw it out.
It is simply an agreement between Trump and his own appointees at the Department of Justice. source
Soul dead, amoral, power-crazed Trump sycophant Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, feverishly auditioning for the fulltime job, announced the purpose of the fraudulently acquired $1,776 million tax-payer dollar slush fund under the discretion of the new Commission on Covfefe and Justice for MY MOST LOYAL FIGHTERS, irrationally asserting that it was “a lawful process for victims of lawfare and weaponization to be heard and seek redress.”
It is, in fact, an unlawful, completely opaque process for disbursing illegally seized tax dollars, with a deranged and demented CEO (Trump) having the final, secret say on all payouts to reward violent fighters who committed various felonies for the selfsame criminal president. There is no legal definition of “lawfare” or “weaponization” (Nazi buzzwords, like lugenpresse — Lying Fake News), although Blanche’s DOJ openly engages in both, daily, bringing repeated, baseless prosecutions against Trump enemies who are forced to spend tens of thousands of dollars defending against nakedly evidence-free charges that ultimately get thrown out of court.
“Redress,” in Blanche’s statement defending the illegal slush fund, means the secret distribution of up to a million dollars each for 1,776 violent patriots, without any oversight, except for the unlimited discretion of the man obsessed with building the Donald J. Trump- Marie Antoinette- Jefferey Epstein ballroom. If the payouts were hypothetically limited to $50,000 a man, that’s a grateful, pumped up army of 35,520 private citizen thugs, preemptive pardons in hand, to bully and intimidate, shoot, even kill, citizens at polling places. In Trump v. United States his handpicked far right partisan lickspittles ruled that their man is allowed to commit crimes, or order the commission of crimes, including, presumably murder, if he can argue, with his usual cogency, that the crimes were committed in the exercise of his core duties.
Putin helped Trump by calling in hundreds of bomb threats in Democratic districts on Election Day 2024. Why not? His boy gave him everything he asked for, and he continues to. That’s what friends do for each other. ICE might not be the proper goon squad to intimidate voters at the polls, there could be successful legal challenges, but a private army of proven violent extremists would be perfect. With a preemptive pardon in the pocket of every weapon wielding “poll watcher,” whether or not masked or in a KKK hood, how many wrong colored voters will be too intimidated to vote? Plus, mail-in voting is fraud! Even the CEO of the US Postal Serves agrees, sir, yes sir! (tears rolling down his strong, masculine cheeks).
This fake settlement is a major criminal conspiracy by our own federal government (or at least between Trump, Blanche and Bessent). As Heather laid out above, the judge who dismissed the case for lack of a genuine controversy in the lawsuit, because Trump controls both sides, as Trump was voluntarily dropping it (and “settling it”), noted in dismissing it that there was no settlement included in the papers Trump or the IRS filed in his fake case against his own Executive Branch agency. The IRS also filed nothing in regard to any “settlement”.
Of course, the obvious question is what does a slush fund to pay violent rioters, and reward American Eichmann Jeffrey Clark and co-conspirators, have anything to do with Trump’s complaint in the fake case against the IRS that the judge dismissed? It’s as solid (and irrational) as the connection between the correspondents’ dinner and Trump’s fucking Epstein ballroom. Back to fucking Todd Blanche, then, and a cooler head than mine for some details:
In essence then, the settlement gives Trump full control over almost $2 billion of taxpayer money to spend however he wants, without oversight. The Department of Justice document establishing the fund declares that “[o]nce the funds are deposited into the Designated Account, the United States has no liability whatsoever for the protection or safeguarding of those funds, regardless of bank failure, fraudulent transfers, or any other fraud or misuse of the funds.” . .
. . . A document—this time signed by Blanche himself—amended the previous agreement to add: “The United States RELEASES, WAIVES, ACQUITS, and FOREVER DISCHARGES” Trump, his sons, and the Trump Organization, “and is hereby FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing, any and all claims” that, as of yesterday, “have been or could have been asserted” by the IRS against them or “related or affiliated individuals” or companies. In other words, Blanche is asserting a blanket promise to stop all IRS audits of Trump’s taxes and not to prosecute any crimes Trump, his family, his businesses, or his associates might have committed that crossed the IRS. . .
. . . [Legal analyst Joyce] Vance commented that “[t]he optics of this are so bad that it’s hard to believe Trump would expose himself to their consequences unless he really needed this deal.” It’s probably worth remembering that, after years of pursuing the gangster Al Capone, the government finally managed to convict him of tax evasion. It appears Blanche and Trump’s loyalists are trying to make sure that can’t happen again, declaring any such investigations the “weaponization” of the Justice Department.
Holly Baxter of The Independent reported today that in the midst of all the chaos—including his war on Iran and rising fuel and food prices—Trump called a sudden, urgent press conference today as Blanche was testifying. But what was on his mind was not Iran, or prices, or his corrupt agreement with the Department of Justice. He wanted to talk about his ballroom.
Trump’s comments in that press conference have invited commentary suggesting he is turning the White House into a fortress. Describing the ballroom, he said: “Between the drone-proofing, the missile-proofing, we have ah, and the drone capacity upstairs, we can have all sorts of military—I hate to use the word snipers—but we have great sniper capacity. It’s built for our snipers, not enemy’s snipers, our snipers. And because of the height we get a very clear view of everything all over Washington.”
Here’s the wall the demented paranoiac had built around the White House during his increasingly unpopular first term. It was up, protecting him (like the bulletproof glass he stood behind), on that beautiful January 6 morning when he urged his Day of Love crowd to march with him to the Capitol, peacefully, without a permit (which would have come with massive police presence, probably thwarting his surprise attack), and persuade the joint session of Congress to get with the Stop the Steal program, after peacefully breaking through police lines, gently smashing windows to patriotically trespass in the building, and respectfully defecate in the halls of Congress like the meek tourists they were, while politely calling for Mike Pence to come out and calmly walk to the gallows so they could, kindly, lovingly, stretch his neck a bit. Every one of those loyal patriots who served their master that hallowed day, and were unfairly persecuted afterwards, deserves a new arsenal of automatic weapons, a motor boat and a nice new car — no?





















