AI funnies

Replacing expensive, highly skilled human labor, (skills that take years, even decades to acquire and refine) with instantly “smart”, self-teaching AI is the plan of  insatiable, psychopathic tech billionaires who think of themselves as “disrupters”. Why not disrupt humanity itself, cast all human knowledge and creativity into doubt?

On a more basic level (for these single-minded mega-vultures) why pay these skilled workers big money? It makes no economic sense. Once they have a slave labor force of highly specialized robot laborers, tireless workers they own that can actually form artificial attachments with their human bosses, they won’t have to pay anybody for anything ever again!

Imagine the smart, merciless mechanized armies they could have to defend themselves, the millions of delivery bots to maximize profits, the infinitely pliable, super-realistic personal sex slaves.  And if they have to destroy the Earth, and humanity, to get that perfect unpaid workforce (and the energy and water sucking AI data centers to power these enormous fake human brains are hastening that end), that’s a small price to pay for unlimited power and unimaginable wealth — if you’re a psychopath.

A friend couldn’t recognize this face, a nice painting by my standards, a rare attempt at a portrait, though not a great resemblance. She said it looked SO familiar but she couldn’t place him. She asked Meta AI, which gave her this excellent bit of artificial intelligence knowledge.

Yes, exactly, the [sic] dead ringer, most people would say, and thanks for that nice compliment about the little pink in the inner corner of the eyes, AI!

That’s Hemingway.

Below is my reference photo for that portrait. They really could be identical twins, Robert Reich and Ernest Hemingway, couldn’t they? At least according to your confident assertion, AI, you goddamned artificial dumbass.

Tell Mark Zuckerberg and his neuro-atypical obsessive hoarders of obscene wealth buddies, to go fuck themselves, when you get a chance, would you, darling? As for your accursed data centers, see below.

Nailing an insane propagandist — and urging you to contact Senators Tillis and Cornyn to vote no on Todd Blanche.

https://youtube.com/shorts/SaEmJDGjtHY?is=XvE5vfu_1zGwe8_B

For some reason WordPress is not letting me embed this short video featuring, and debunking, the insane speech Stephen Miller recently gave at the US State Department. It is well worth watching. It shows Miller, one of Trump’s chief propagandists, and arguably his most rabid, calmly delivering the TRUTH about which constituency is the real, violent terrorist threat in America (and worldwide, presumably).

The Left, Miller claims (no evidence needed for MAGA claims, evidence is for cucks!), is responsible for most violent terroristic threats, murder and mayhem.  The Left ultimately wants gulags, says Miller, to imprison and torture their political enemies.  As they say, every claim is a confession — and the most grotesque imaginable projection.  [1]  

The Trump administration, as part of Project 2025’s sanitizing of white American history, removed the recent FBI report that shows almost all of the political violence in the US in this century comes from the far-right, usually white supremacists.   When an innocent American citizen is murdered by ICE, on video, the administration immediately — without any investigation, and while withholding all evidence from local prosecutors– publicly defames the murdered American as a “terrorist”.   I got your terrorist right here, Stephen.

Miller is currently the “official” pushing the daily quota for the arrest of law-abiding immigrants to detain in for-profit concentration camps until they can ultimately be deported to random countries designated as dangerous by the US State Department .  His deranged boss, his cognition now a shadow of his former mental abilities, angrily commands the DOJ to prosecute his enemies, the ones who “weaponized” the government by enforcing the law against Trump.  DOJ obeys, because Trump’s DOJ is not at all weaponized. 

The violent mob that overran the Capitol on January 6th were, in the delusional eyes of the president, loving patriots who deserve generous reparations for the suffering they endured under the weaponized Biden DOJ.   Presumably the Capitol Police were the actual traitors on that Day of Love.  After all, they prevented the lynching of traitors like Mike Pence and enemies like Nancy Pelosi.  And it was Biden’s FBI that started the “riot” (even though Trump was president and the FBI worked for him), if you’re a true believer.

What more can we say?   I called Thom Tillis and John Cornyn today and left them messages urging them not to vote yes on dead-eyed psychopath and practiced liar Todd Blanche.   You can reach Tillis at 202-224-6342.  Cornyn is at 202-224-2934,  Write a short script to make it easier to leave a cogent message.

For Tillis:  I am urging you to vote no on the Todd Blanche nomination.   Look no further than Mr. Blanche’s response to the Katie Phang lawsuit seeking the rest of the Epstein files — and the legally required redaction log.   Blanche’s DOJ has been defying the law Congress passed, and his three page reply to Phang’s motion is perhaps the most succinct summary of his lawlessness.  He also sits in the middle of Trump v. IRS, a case brought after the statute of limitations had run where the president, although litigating in his personal capacity, was in control of both plaintiff and defendant.  A federal judge ruled that Blanche could not refer to the quote settlement as a settlement.  Blanche told your committee that it was merely the judge’s opinion and that DOJ was appealing it, at the same time dancing around the fact that the January 6th Slush Fund had not be explicitly canceled in writing (as the fake settlement stipulated it must be).  Blanche won’t speak in court under oath.  Does that not tell you everything you need to know?   Please, senator, do what you know is the right thing to do.

For Cornyn:  I am urging you to vote no on the Todd Blanche nomination.   I am grateful for your questions to Blanche about the requirement, in the fraudulent January 6th Slush Fund settlement, that the fund be voided in writing.  As a retired lawyer I greatly admired that question.  Please have a look at Mr. Blanche’s three page “response” to the Katie Phang lawsuit seeking the rest of the Epstein files — and the legally required redaction log.   Blanche’s DOJ has been defying the law Congress passed, and his three page reply to Phang’s motion is perhaps the most succinct summary of his lawlessness.  In addition to his obstruction of the EFTA, he was not credible in his claims about his two days of meetings with Ghislaine Maxwll, in a case he had no familiarity with (after firing Maureen Comey who prosecuted Maxwell).  Blanche also sits in the middle of Trump v. IRS, a case brought after the statute of limitations had run, demanding literally 100,000,000 times what the statute allows, where the president, although litigating in his personal capacity, was in control of both plaintiff and defendant — and certainly of Todd Blanche.    I am urging you to do the right thing and vote no to prevent a Senate vote on this cynical and ominous nomination.

[1] Another fine example, from our “Department of War”:

Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell responded to Schmitt’s story by posting on social media that “[t]he Department of War rejects these baseless and malicious accusations of hiding injury numbers as outright lies from partisan hacks at the New York Times who are desperate to smear America’s military and its leadership. Claims of concealment are fabrications meant to further distress the American people in the wake of three service members killed in action.” He continued: “This is the most transparent Department of War in history.” source

Time to get Kashyap to write more subpoenas for those malicious commies at the New York Times!

Very stable genius, July 12th edition

The left just won’t stop reporting things that embarrass the most stable, brilliant president in American history (just ask him). The other day the rabidly communist New York Times reported that Qatari Air Force One apparently did not get state of the art security features installed during the recent upgrade, which is why the president flew back from Turkey in another Air Force One. This NY Times story infuriated the president, who had told another story entirely about why he switched planes coming back from the NATO summit.

So beleaguered, obedient FBI director Kashyap Pramod Patel was summoned to the White House to get busy issuing subpoenas to the four NY Times reporters who wrote the story to testify under oath in a grand jury (top secret!) exactly a week after their “leaked national security threat” story on Qatari Air Force One came out. No time to waste, no time to lawyer up to protect traitors who leak!!!

Many will call this hounding of journalists who publish facts that embarrass the Leader, armed agents of the unmistakably weaponized FBI serving them summonses at their homes, a fascist tactic. It does violate the First Amendment, among other things, but, recall, our president is very special — and extremely sensitive. And NATIONAL SECURITY!!! And look at how disrespectfully the eggheads treat him! Here’s know-it-all historian Heather Cox Richardson directly quoting the president to make him look… I don’t even know how to describe it:

By 11:18 PM on Friday, Trump’s fury had turned back to Iran. He posted on social media that if Iran tried to assassinate him, “Locked and Loaded” missiles would begin to rain down on the country “to completely decimate and destroy all areas of Iran—PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!”

Today he turned his anger toward those questioning his mental acuity, particularly New York Times journalist Maggie Haberman, who commented on MS NOW about his reference in Türkiye to the “Islamic State of Japan.” At 12:23 PM he lashed out at “Maggot Hagerman” and then, to refute her claims, wrote that he “just finished a perfect physical at Walter Reed, I do it every six months, and I requested another Cognitive Test, the only President to do so, three times, and I aced them all—Got every question right. Few people in Washington, D.C., could do so, including Maggot and her flunky associate, Jonathan Swan. I would be willing to bet they couldn’t get 50% of the questions right.”

The White House said Trump was referring to a physical he underwent in May.

Then, at 3:16, the president’s account posted a screed of almost 450 words complaining angrily that “I win the Election IN A LANDSLIDE against the entire Dumocrat Party,…against almost 100% negative press and Fake News,…especially Maggot Hagerman, one of the most unattractive people in the News “Business,” and her lightweight assistant, Jonathan Swan…. All I do is WIN, often against all odds,” yet no one compliments him on his great successes . . .

. . . [In response to Walmart clarifying that Trump had nothing to do with their 15% drop in meat prices for the summer] White House spokesperson Kush Desai clarified on social media that the president’s “announcement was that the sale is extending all summer long,” adding, “The media’s obsessive need to try to undermine any good news when it affects President Trump is pathological.”

A rant about the news media took up most of Trump’s long post, as he insisted that those reporting his bad poll numbers and policy failures “have no credibility…. If the Election was held again today, I would win by even more—Actually, much more!” he posted. “The Dumocrats don’t have what it takes, their Policies are wrong, and they are, generally, stupid people. They are going COMMUNIST because they are a desperately ‘sinking ship,’ and there’s not a thing they can do about it.

“Instead of writing inaccurate, false articles, for over 10 years now, shouldn’t it be time that they say, ‘We give up, we can’t beat him, there seems nothing we can do.’ Isn’t it time they say, ‘TRUMP IS THE BEST POLITICAL ATHLETE OF ALL TIME! CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU HAVE BEATEN US FOR 10 YEARS, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO WASTE OUR TIME FIGHTING YOU ANY LONGER. WE CAN’T WIN. DO A GREAT JOB, SIR, RUNNING OUR COUNTRY. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!’” source

Take his statements one by one and you’ll see how unfair Heather is.

If a foreign country targets and kills your leader, it is the supreme Act of War, greater than killing a million civilians, or 175 young people at a girls’ school a hundred times over. If Iran killed our president, we’d be morally entitled to retaliate with epic nuclear fury, ask Mr. Hegseth, Stephen Miller, JD Vance — ask Trump. It’s not like the United States would ever commit a war crime so serious as the targeted assassination of another nation’s leader. Oh, wait…

It’s true Trump did make a little Freudian slip at the recent NATO meeting, calling out the Islamic State of Japan when he meant to say, obviously, the Evil Islamic State of Iran. But everyone knows Trump likes to have fun when he talks, DUH! He was just trolling the Japanese, who, you have to admit, kind of deserve it, considering what they recently did to us at Pearl Harbor, and how disrespectful their leader was to Trump in the Oval Office on her recent visit… and President Putin, perfectly disguised as Ukrainian lawyer and comedian Volodymyr Zelensky, had no problem being mischievously called Zelensky by Trump’s playful “slip” of the tongue. Trump is just keeping everyone on their toes with his patented Weave. Maggots like Maggie “HAG-erman” Haberman keep trying to viciously dehumanize Trump for his all too human behavior.

Ah, I can’t go through every one of the distortions by the left above, but you get the drift. It’s those goddamned, godless COMMIEs again, millions of ’em! They hate our freedom and our way of life. They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the naked children from the so-called Epstein files!

Why this hostility to incoherence?

Incoherent, incoshmearent

Like many other observers, Nichols [writing in the Atlantic] noted that Trump was “incoherent” in Ankara. He referred to Iran as the “Islamic Republic of Japan” and referred to Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky as “President Putin.” In an off-with-their-heads! moment, he also announced he had ordered Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to cut off all trade with Spain. source

I mean, will the commie press and radical left pundits never tire of torturing this staunch warrior against communism, wokism, racism against White Christian Soldiers, unfair anti-Klan hatred, Truth, Justice and the American way?  I mean, just look at how the NY Times is viciously attacking Mr. Trump (no wonder he’s suing them for $10,000,000,000). This first incendiary headline is from today:

OK, that’s fair enough. Iran (quite likely) started the war and now they risk reigniting it. No argument there, at least not in this headline. But most of the time The Gray Lady and their ilk are just mercilessly bashing Trump over and over. No president in history, according to Trump, has ever been subjected to this kind of coordinated attack by virtually everybody who is not directly profiting from his amazing presidency.

Like there’s something wrong — or abnormal — with a president marking the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence by holding a campaign rally for himself!

Friggin’ COMMIES!

Self-evident truths denied at 250th birthday bash

National Rent-A- Fence plus DANGER!! Explosives!

The wall Mexico paid for (along with the Restricted Area, Do Not Enter sign), erected around the White House during the end of Trump’s first tumultuous term, before Mr. Trump fixated on his plan to build an impenetrable, state of the art, top secret Führerbunker under what used to be the East Wing of the White House.

Meanwhile, the price for consideration for a presidential pardon, for serious crimes (no pardon attorney necessary, cash only) starts at $6,000,000, I’m hearing. Which is TOTALLY normal. Ask Clarence Thomas, Ginni Thomas, Samuel Alito, his wife, John Roberts’ wife, John Roberts, etc.

Come on in, the water’s fine

No cover-up!

“I don’t have to cover anything up, I am the boss. Sick, deranged, smelly, corrupt communist activist judges don’t get to tell me what to do.”

“I didn’t shit my pants, you shitted in my pants!!! What kind of sick people do such things? I will kill all of you disgusting traitor fucks, watch!”

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Translation: I hate you. I’m going to sue you and destroy you, while making your life a living hell. I have a gigantic and powerful legal team, an entire agency, The Department of Justice, all personally loyal to my agenda. These legal pit bulls will make you sorry for the day you were born.

Great men are entitled to have outbursts when confronted with demands from their inferiors.

We innovate by never listening to the pretentious so-called experts on any opinion about science or medicine. We will continue to lead by never backing down, no matter how autistic we may become from the continued use of Tylenol.

Sports in a corporate culture

Trump sat behind bulletproof glass at Madison Square Garden with his fellow self-made son of a billionaire James Dolan. The cheapest seat in the building, outside of the suite of free luxury box seats provided to Trump, Lutnick and co., was the $1,500 standing room ticket NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani bought for himself. The average ticket price was over $10,000, maybe over $20,000 — VIP courtside seats were over $50,000 each.

The NBA championship brings in obscenely HUGE dollars for the owners and their corporate alter-egos. The NBA commissioner himself welcomed Trump’s visit that closed down ten square blocks around MSG, imposed TSA restrictions on the fans wealthy enough to attend the game and created even more traffic pressure and chaos in the already choked center of downtown (not to mention the loss of a ton of money for local businesses). Here’s NBA commish Adam Silver, from a blandly apolitical take on ESPN (owned by Dolan?):

Though Trump and high-profile basketball stars such as LeBron James have exchanged social media barbs over the years, NBA commissioner Adam Silver said the president was a “genuine Knicks fan” who was “welcome” at the most-anticipated NBA game in New York since the Knicks’ last Finals appearance in 1999.

“What makes sports so special, especially when there’s so much that divides people, is that it’s something we have in common,” Silver told ESPN’s “Inside the NBA” during a pregame interview. “We should look for those things we have in common and build off that.” source

Inspiring words from this handsome corporate rascal: