Pete “Dry Drunk” Hegseth, Secretary of Maximum Lethality, paid off a woman he forced drunken sex on one night in a California hotel to keep his reputation as a good Christian warrior pristine. An NDA was signed, the police were called off. Pete’s mother, in shame that her son had grown up to be a woman-abusing misogynist who mistreated his wives and the other women he had sex with, told him in an email how ashamed she was to have raised a son like him. When the email became public, as Trump selected Hegseth from “central casting” — he looks like a rugged, lethal warrior and had served in the armed forces, before being fired from two veteran’s agencies he mismanaged– his mother publicly recanted the email.
Today Defense Secretary [and unapologetic war criminal – ed.] Pete Hegseth delivered a “State of the Force” address at Marine Corps Base Quantico. He announced he had transformed the military by enforcing the idea of “[n]o fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors.”
“The ideological clowns are out,” he said. “The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top.” Source
He also announced the hiring of Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich in some official capacity to oversee maximum lethality. His boss vetoed human oversight of AI-selected attacks (think primary school in Minab, Iran) and, presumably, is all for Super Intelligence (almost as mighty as his own) guiding autonomous weapons systems. What could go wrong, if your goal is maximum lethality?
My mother would have called this kind of posturing, misogynistic, racist, cartoonishly hypermasculine blowhard a self-hating, overcompensating, deeply closeted homosexual. Who am I to argue with mom?
I’ll give another hypermasculine macho man, his brain clearly flooded with a tsunami of testosterone, the last word:
God bless these United Shayshhh, and protect us from the planned riots/terrorist attacks that are these maniacs’ only hope of staying in power. OK, fine, I lied about giving the big baby the last word, so? SO?!!


















