In fairness to the very busy, loving president — he had another sketchy assassination attempt scheduled and couldn’t be at the wedding or the story would have fallen apart.

Here’s Lyin’ Ted Cruz, as always, preparing for his afterlife sucking cocks in hell — in that memorable phrase from The Exorcist. Recall that Lyin’ Ted was one of the chief public mouthpieces of the Stop the Steal myth in the days leading up to January 6th insurrection/Day of Love — and then later put his foot in his mouth, in front of Tucker Carlson by referring to the meek, patriotic tourist visit as a riot. As for his snarling answer below, Hermann Goring had nothing on Lyin’ Ted: