Putin’s special War Crimes and Kidnapping Unit grabbed a then 70 year-old American, teaching English in Ukraine, and rendered him to Russia where, imprisoned, he was tortured for years. As part of the Artist of the Deal’s brilliant Ukraine peace deal with Putin, Trump had his untrained “peace envoy”, fellow genius Steve Witkoff, negotiate the release of the now 75 year-old American who will never have another night’s sleep without nightmares. Here is what Jared Kushner’s fellow peace envoy/real estate and finance entrepreneur, Witkoff, said to the man who dismantled the Museum for Soviet Era War Crimes (after imprisoning its director on later debunked, baseless pedophilia charges — false charges that he’d raped his own daughter) and has committed too many war crimes against Ukraine to count.

Fuck these fucking putos.