Category Archives: History and Politics

His only regret

Was how ungratefully the Führer treated him at the end, really unfair, after all he’d done for the man. Otherwise, no regrets, no mistakes!

selling a book!

Not a toady, a gunsel, in the classical film noir sense of a loyal sidekick/future prison wife. Final interpretation of the Mueller Report was 100% in the wheelhouse of his unappealable discretion as the nation’s top law enforcement agent, case closed. Trump had a Führer-worthy shit fit when told the election fraud claim was bullshit, slammed his hand on the desk, screamed. He basically fired Barr, who gave him one last rim job for the history books, that loving resignation letter, submitted right before the insurrection.

I just saved you 30 bucks.

Rewrite of NY Times subheadline

Today’s NY Times. under its headline on yesterday’s filing by the January 6th Conmittee to compel litigious Trumpist John Eastman’s compliance with its subpoena:

In a court filing, the panel said there was enough evidence to suggest that the former president might have engaged in a criminal conspiracy as he fought to remain in office.

To “suggest” there “might have been” a crime? Very daintily put, Grey Lady. Seems from the rest of the article that the January 6th Committee laid out a detailed, evidence rich argument for criminal conspiracy and obstruction of an official proceeding. Attoney-client privilege does not protect discussions of criminal plans, or conspiracies to defraud. How about this rewrite?

In a court filing, the panel cited evidence to establish that the former president’s communications with his private lawyer must be turned over under the “crime/fraud exception” to attorney-client privilege, laying out the elements of a criminal conspiracy to fraudulently keep the defeated candidate in office.

I have to admit, the rest of the article was not as weak kneed as the subheadline. Here’s a good paragraph:

The filing laid out a sweeping if by now well-established account of the plot to overturn the election, which included false claims of election fraud, plans to put forward pro-Trump “alternate” electors, pressure various federal agencies to find irregularities and ultimately push Vice President Mike Pence and Congress to exploit the Electoral Count Act to keep a losing president in power.

My only correction is lose the “if” in describing the well-known facts, as “if” might suggest (hah) that the evidence being well-known somehow weakens it, à la Barr’s corrupt dismissal of Mueller’s mountain of well-known evidence. Leaving in the unnecessary qualifier betrays an eagerness to show your ass, for some reason (see previous post).

The Washington Post ran this paragraph in its story:

“The Select Committee also has a good-faith basis for concluding that the President and members of his Campaign engaged in a criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States,” according to the filing.

Dig it, Merrick.

Sarah Lazarus, score!

I couldn’t stop laughing at the sheer brilliance of this description of the Grey Lady’s famous reflex to bend over backwards (in this case frontwards) to appear objective, even when it makes them look ridiculous.

Turning back to the U.S. economy, Biden touted his historic job gains (prompting the New York Times fact-checking department to bare its ass, for some reason)

https://crooked.us19.list-manage.com/track/click?u=8855a23519ab892dfe2cd34f6&id=d4d54231db&e=067cc37a07

Get ready for the next principled filibuster, cucks

In a nation that, according to many good Christians, has never practiced racism, of any kind, making a federal law against racist or ethnic murder by lynching, is completely unnecessary. This was the position of the Dixiecrats, southerners who hated Lincoln so much that they would never vote Republican, for a century, now taken up by the Grand Old Party, which turned the South solidly red, after LBJ’s betrayal of White Supremacy. Nary a racist among these wealthy conservative white men.

Makes me want to fucking holler that they are still debating this in 2022, and that the party of Trump will as likely as not filibuster it to cut off debate, like their Klan forebears did, whenever it came to the Senate in the past, for a vote to make an anti-lynching bill the law of the land.

What next from these radicals and scalawags in the House, a federal law legalizing Critical Race Theory? So-called Voting Rights?

Lack of government transparency is demoralizing

Glenn Kirschner hits the nail on the head with this report about NY County DA Alvin Bragg’s refusal to release the resignation letters of his two top Trump prosecutors.

“A lack of governmental transparency is corrosive to public confidence in our institutions … we really need some signs of life from our law enforcement and our prosectorial agencies because the inaction coupled with a lack of transparency is demoralizing and disrespectful of We The People … we the voters.”

Notes for the State of the Union

Joe Biden, president of the United States of Marketing, Polling, Branding and the Roulette Wheel of the Stock Market, will be delivering the State of the Union in a day or two.   We hear, in the horse race handicapping mass media, that, in spite of doing an objectively decent job, in the face of united and often vicious obstruction, Biden’s popularity numbers are in the toilet, his favorables almost as unfavorable as Trump’s were at his peak of popularity.   The solid 39% who love Trump will not be dissuaded in that love by any so-called facts presented by so-called smart people.  The real reason they love him is the permission he gives them to rage about their grievances, no modern president ever let them embrace and cherish their anger, fear and hatreds as Trumpie has.   

Biden’s unfavorable numbers situation is largely a creation of the mass media, as was Trump’s rise to “normalcy” and a brilliantly engineered Electoral College victory in an election he otherwise lost by three million votes.  Biden can deliver the greatest State of the Union in history, the pundits and pollsters will have the final say about how it went, Americans will log-in to give a thumbs up or thumbs down, like the millions who decide the fate of contestants on American Idol or Dancing with the Stars, and the verdict will be in.

Here is the opening of Trumpie’s third State of the Union, delivered around the time he told Bob Woodward, on the record, that the coronavirus was a deadly, highly infectious disease, much stronger and more contagious than the worst strains of the flu.   As he appointed various inexperienced, non-medically trained loyalist pinheads to lead the “fight” against the pandemic, he kept telling Americans that covid-19 was a commie hoax, part of a vast plot to defeat him in the upcoming rigged election and that it would be gone, magically, in a few months, if everyone would just ignore it.   Look at these strong action words from the 2020 State of the Union (STRONG!):

the incredible results:

jobs are booming

incomes are soaring

poverty is plummeting

crime is falling

confidence is surging

and our country is now the international laughing stock I always said it was, chumps! We are thriving and highly respected again, and my member is over nine miles long, bitches.

Thankfully, and in spite of the agonizingly slow grinding of the creaky gears of justice for the rich and powerful, the Eternal Litigant’s days as leader of anything but the White Power movement are, and I say this with confidence even as I cringe with a small bit of nausea, most likely over. I say “most likely” to hedge my bets, in the event that a few years from now I am writing these squawkings from a gold-plated Trump De-education center. It is likely, when the NYS Attorney General is done, that the Trump Organization will go the way of Trump University, Trump Steaks, the Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Airlines, Trump vodka, Trump condoms, the Trump Charitable Foundation and all the rest of the artist of the deal’s scams.

The dish will be served very cold, and many thousands had to die unnecessary deaths to fully prepare the dish, but… you know what vengeful people say about the best way to serve that bitter dish. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving psychopath.

Meantime, hopefully Biden will deliver a State of the Union as strong as the action-word filled turd state of the union delivered by his compulsively lying predecessor. Used to be lying was a bad thing, I seem to recall. Anyway, I’ll be looking for the media spin on Biden’s speech, it is sure to annoy the fuck out of me.

Putin shows us how it’s done

Sarah Lazarus with some of today’s news

Putin on Friday urged the Ukrainian military to overthrow its own government and agree to a peace deal, calling Ukrainian political leaders a “gang of drug addicts and neo-Nazis.” (Your daily reminder that Zelensky is Jewish. Also, here’s the head of Odessa’s main synagogue tearfully fleeing Putin’s “de-Nazification” operation.) But that proposal seems like a wild misread of the situation: Russian troops have lost momentum in their push toward Kyiv, according to a senior Pentagon official, because Ukrainian forces put up a much fiercer fight than Russia had anticipated.

https://mailchi.mp/crooked/2-25-22

Manafort ties Putin-Ukraine-Trump expertly

Uncanny, really, the guy who worked seven years getting Putin’s guy elected president of Ukraine, then, working for free, got Trump past the RNC, while making introductions between Trump’s people and Putin’s people, then leaving the campaign when it looked like he was colluding with Russia, which he was, as Little Marco’s committe documented. Paul Manafort never gets the credit he deserves for all this, he has had a huge hand in shaping world events. Thank you, Paul!