Heaven Help Us All, ya’ll

There may be a God up there, watching out for us.   The evidence is unclear, it could really go either way.   Children die by the thousands every day, terrible deaths we wouldn’t wish on the most vicious criminals, merely for being born at the wrong time, in the wrong place.   The kind and righteous are regularly, nonchalantly, laughingly, tortured and killed by the wicked.   We all know the drill. 

People of faith have an answer:  God is perfect and eternally merciful, it is we flawed humans, abusing the Free Will God generously, and in His infinite wisdom, bestowed on us, that are the problem.   That kind of logic brings us every imaginable horror, through absolutely no fault of the Creator and all-powerful Master of the Universe (and let us also be clear, to reason this way is faith — not logic).   Here is a marvelous short evocation of that moral/intellectual disconnect:



which leads inexorably to things like this:


Screen Shot 2020-06-01 at 4.31.49 AM

The gift that, according to many American faith leaders, Jesus bestowed on the United States in November 2016, our Flawed Vessel Biblical Cuck President, a man of boundless humility and honor, is spending RNC campaign funds to ask Americans to sign a birthday card for him.  Trump’s remaining daughter-in-law asks Americans to tell the president what we think of him (only love!) by adding a comment when we sign his birthday card, to show how much we appreciate him.   Trump’s biggest fans even hired two black women, who saucily introduce themselves as Diamonds and Silk, to playfully ask viewers to log on to the website and send the eternal child a birthday greeting full of love.  The end of irony?


Screen Shot 2020-06-01 at 4.13.47 AM


Trying to watch a discussion on youTube (please don’t ask why I’d click on David Fucking Frum)  I get this ad plastered across the lower third:


Screen Shot 2020-06-01 at 4.12.51 AM


Who is paying for this unprecedented presidential love fest, during a plague (HOAX!) while fires rage all over America after a public execution of a handcuffed black man (outside agitators, funded by haters, taking advantage of irrationally angry NEGROES!!!)?

If you look at the image of Trump, hand to heart, falsely swearing to one thing or another, and zoom in on the fine print at the bottom of the frame, you will see that the website and the ad to wish the president a happy birthday in June (the angry man-child was born on Flag Day, 1946, less than a year after his side lost World War Two) was paid for by “The Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized and composed of Donald J. Trump For President, Inc., and the Republican National Committee.”

Say it with me, brothers and sisters.   Hallelujah!   

And heaven help us all.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s