Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, a big Trump supporter, was one of the last diehard loyalists to go into the White House, not many hours before Mr. Trump left to let a new administration take over. Lindell was photographed carrying notes for a discussion of his plan for invoking the trusty Insurrection Act against traitors who insisted on officially tallying certified votes, mobilizing martial law to keep his guy in power. As you do.
The rumor is that Lindell used to be a crackhead. He loved crack, people are saying. Some irreverent wiseass had a little fun with that, picturing him with his favorite crack: