During yesterday’s public testimony by former Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, baseless, witch hunt, lynch mob testimony POTUS claims to be too busy working to MAGA to watch, the president, an intuitive political genius, intervened in real time, tweeting, in effect:
SHE’S A SMELLY BITCH. WHAT SHE DOES IN THE BATHROOM IS DISGUSTING!  I WOULDN’T FUCK HER WITH PENCE’S DICK! 
The tweet attack (the latest example of Mr. Trump’s famous soft spot for women) was in response to testimony Yovanovitch gave regarding an intimidating smear campaign launched against her by Mr. Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuiliani and his indicted henchmen, Lev and Igor, prior to her ouster as ambassador to Ukraine.
Asked later about the social media attack on a witness, during her live testimony, which had every appearance of real-time witness intimidation, the president was lightning quick to cite his constitutional right: FIRST AMENDMENT!
Same First Amendment, presumably, that gave convicted witness tamperer, obstructionist and liar to Congress Roger Stone every right to say whatever he wanted to the illegitimate, vindictive, partisan Deep State hacks who unfairly and viciously attacked the most popular president in American history (while completely and totally exonerating him, by the way). By not cooperating with a rabid lynch mob, and helping to obstruct the so-called investigation, Stone was only exercising his First Amendment rights!
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 See Trump debate with Hillary when he got back from a bathroom break a moment before his opponent and shudderingly conjured the image of the disgusting things women do in the bathroom.
 One of Trump’s go-to arguments against women accusing him of sexual assault. “Look at her, I fuck Playboy centerfolds, I can have any woman I want at any time I want, why would I grope her?”