Designed to make F POTUS’s head explode when he watches it over and over, as I did, I couldn’t help it. Although my head did not explode, I did find it very sadistic. Watermelon head!
Trigger warning: flashing lights and trippy psychedelic effects.
Watermelon head!
So saith Rupert Murdoch, a reactionary billionaire who ought to know.
That’s what fascists do, as everybody knows, you lock up your enemies on baseless charges, like innocently stealing classified government documents you have every right to keep in your desk drawer.
In other news, a Federalist Society judge, out of concern for reputational damage to F POTUS, (apparently his reputation for never being held accountable for anything), wrote this great howler in her labored legal decision on Labor Day.
Because, truly for historically great white men, very wealthy and powerful ones, you never know if a search warrant based on probable cause was legal or not under such extraordinary circumstances. The appearance of propriety you understand sometimes requires impropriety, like foregoing all ordinary legal procedures — such as waiting until you’re prosecuted to raise sketchy Fourth Amendment defenses. Federalist Society 101, baby. Smash your fucking enemies right in the fucking mouth.
Biden is the fascist who is criminalizing dissent, and his buddy Obama was a fascist and communist both. You figure it out, asshole.
As federal lifetime appointee, Aileen Cannon, confirmation pushed by McConnell post-election loss, was getting learned legal advice on how to rule in the bizzarrely convoluted manner of Noemi Rao on the DC Circuit Court of Appeals (in re Flynn, reversed 8-2 on appeal), with utter fealty to her celebrity benefactor, F POTUS addressed a campaign rally in the Keystone State and delivered these strong words.
Translated directly from the original German, no doubt. F POTUS had a book of the Führer’s speeches next to his bed when he was married to the woman he buried on his New Jersey golf course for a tax write-off. One suspects it must have been his favorite book, aside from, of course, the Art of the Deal.
Biden was wrong to qualify the word fascist when referring to F POTUS, his lockstep 50+ voting bloc in the Senate and the people roaring at Trumpie’s rally, there’s nothing semi about them. These guys and gals are proud to be following a guy who’s proud to be as strong and beloved as the Führer himself on his best day.
Except for the ones like Lindsey Graham, Kevin McCarthy, Lyin’ Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, Mark Meadows, brave Mike Pence and their ilk, shamelessly desperate for power, but also fearful of the kompromat F POTUS is apparently holding over some of them. Schadenfreude aside, I’d hate to picture the videos F POTUS has of Lindsey.
We child blood drinking libtard cucks just want to peacefully worship Mooolock. Sheesh… is nuttin’ frigging sacred anymore?
The Trump PR/legal team is on TV today spinning like a congregation of whirling dervishes. I saw a dervish whirling once, in Riverside Park, it was impressive how he kept his balance while making those fast circles on one leg, the tassel on his fez whipping the air. It turns out, according to F POTUS lawyer and former OANN host Alina Habba and her colleagues, that it is Merrick Garland, of course, who is partisan, sloppy, transparently amateurish in his legal papers and F POTUS, obviously, who’s brilliant, playing five dimensional chess and completely beyond reproach.
According to the talking F POTUS heads on FOX, Garland performed an illegal, political raid that clearly violated the Fourth Amendment (and the Second!), whatever some so-called magistrate (there is no such thing!) may have signed that supposedly makes it a legal “search”. Probable cause, a pig’s ass! The brutal raid was clearly a squad of corrupt, partisan, witch-hunting thugs who stormed Mar-a-Lago and took things out of boxes, where F POTUS had neatly stored some innocent documents, and spread them all over the floor, in a transparent attempt to make F POTUS look like a pig. He had them neatly stored in boxes, in his office, where he hosts visitors, in the secure store room, in the dining room, bedroom, etc. Democrat [sic] partisan Garland (a Jew, voo den?) wants to politicize the issue of whether F POTUS is sloppy, which he certainly is not. We demand to see pictures of Garland’s house, we bet F POTUS is much neater than that dirty rat.
The level of analysis on the DOJ side is detailed, logical, dependent on evidence and proof. It makes legal arguments, based on the facts and the law. The legal analysis on the F POTUS side is about the same as the level of analysis in the many voter fraud cases team F POTUS brought to court, arguing that “evidence” was not really necessary. There is a theoretical harm, their filings insisted, a deadly threat posed by vicious pedophile cannibals, as Q warns us all, and that, by itself, is as good as all your so-called legal “arguments” and your “concrete harm” standard to adjudicate “justiciable” legal disputes. What about the harm of unfairly losing a rigged election if every Tom, Dick and Shaqueena gets to fraudulently vote? What about that harm, “judge”?
The real point of this constant snarling and misdirection from MAGA world is to keep F POTUS’s loyal 35% base stewing in ill-informed righteous anger, to keep that most violent part of his base ready to fight and die for him, the murderous lone wolves inspired to take up arms and attack the deep state with legally possessed military assault weapons, the corrupt so-called democracy that won’t even let a man who got 73,000,000 votes stay in power, no matter how many fake votes the other guy supposedly got. The only point of these “arguments” presented by men of genius and understanding like steady Sean Hannity and cackling Cucker Tarlson, is to make sure good Americans understand how devilish these lying, cheating Democrat [sic] pedophile cannibal communist cucks are. Make no mistake, DEVILS. If not exorcised, they will infect us all with their Satanism and you can flush orthodox Christianity right down the toilet.
Meanwhile, the lawyers for F POTUS who signed a sworn statement in June stating that everything “improperly” taken from the White House and kept at Mar-a-Lago for a year and a half, had been returned to NARA and DOJ, a statement contradicted by boxes of secret documents found in August, are now likely material witnesses to obstruction of justice or targets of a criminal conspiracy to obstruct justice. That felony, probably the most serious one a government official or their lackeys can commit (outside of publicly shooting and skullfucking a guy on Fifth Avenue), carries a twenty year prison sentence. Something tells me no lawyer for F POTUS, even if paid in full, is willing to do twenty years in the can to protect the guy who is constantly screaming that everyone is out to get him for no reason and will punish anyone who crosses him, or thinks of crossing him, or thinks of thinking about crossing him.
Plus, he is not a slob! Garland’s goons are fucking liars and that prejudicial, staged photo in the room where F POTUS sees important guests was a set up. The boss is neat as a pin. A PIN!
When you are a self-made millionaire by age eight, you operate by a different set of rules. Because you are so important the ordinary constraints that most people feel do not apply, they apply only to losers.
So when F POTUS fired James Comey, for not dropping the Flynn thing, the next day he celebrated in the Oval Office with Russian officials including the Russian ambassador, the guy Flynn had illegally contacted during the transition and lied about speaking to. When F POTUS met with Putin in Helsinki, no records were made of the meeting, the translator notes were destroyed. F POTUS said he believed Putin rather than his own US intelligence experts, though he later clarified that by saying he actually meant the exact opposite of what he said the day before.
When Robert Mueller was investigating and documenting 140 instances of coordination between Russia and the Trump campaign he encountered so much obstruction of his investigation, and so much lying, that he wrote an entire second volume about the obstruction of people like Manafort, Flynn, Stone, although he was very tactful about F POTUS’s refusal to answer written questions. He delicately called “inadequate” F POTUS‘s no answer given for the final long, compound question about Flynn, Comey and the beating heart of his consistently obstructive behavior.
The lying Manafort recently conceded that he had given sensitive polling data on the swing states that F POTUS would go on to narrowly win to Konstantin Kilimnic, a Putin asset. Nothing to see here, Manafort was pardoned, all his crimes now a nullity under the law. But obstruction of justice, which is ongoing, is a very serious crime, perhaps the most serious one of all.
If you successfully obstruct a criminal investigation into yourself, using any means necessary, and all the power of your office, you then give your corrupt attorney general the ability to say that since no underlying crime was proved it is impossible, as a matter of logic and under the law, to have obstructed justice.
If you say so, Bagpiper, you lying sack of shit.
It’s been a long time, I think, since I referred to someone here as a piece of shit, fucking or otherwise, but if anyone qualifies it’s tenured professor of constitutional law and former OLC stooge (under VP Dick Cheney) John “Torture Memo” fucking Yoo [1]. Here he is rearing his ugly head which I have spared you in this audio clip, as a legal expert on FOX, to tell Fox Nation that now that the government has the stolen documents back, after only 19 months or so of trying, there should be no further investigation because . . . you figure it out, jerk-offs.
Imagine having this proud fascist as your professor of constitutional law at Berkeley University. Foof!
[1] The genius of the secret torture memo, co-authored by Yoo and now lifetime federal judge Jay Bybee, was using a tortured definition of the word “torture” to make every cruel and inhuman technique simply “enhanced interrogation” unless the pain caused was equivalent to something they randomly pulled out of their assholes — the shutdown of a major organ system in the body.
I watched my father’s liver cancer shut down his liver and finally his kidneys and it was extremely gentle. He had no pain at all, his breathing became more and more shallow and then he was dead.
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