“Murphy!” and Frederick Douglass on American Exceptionalism

Whenever I say something like “well, at least the traffic is mercifully light,” Sekhnet will pipe up with a curt, cautionary “Murphy!”   This is the Murphy of Murphy’s Law:  Anything that can go wrong, will– and usually at the worst possible moment.   Sekhnet is of the school that teaches Murphy was an optimist.  It is uncanny how often this maxim comes into play.

I was riding with a friend in the five borough bike tour in May.  We were on the FDR, a section of the highway closed to cars so that thousands of bicyclists can ride on it in the annual 40 mile five borough bike tour.   I told him it looked like the organizers had finally gotten it right as far as pacing and traffic, we hadn’t experienced a single annoying bicycle traffic jam so far.  I may even have mentioned Sekhnet’s “Murphy!”, a crow caw expressing her deeply held superstitious belief that any mention of good fortune immediately activates Murphy’s Law.   

Not five minutes later, as we entered a tunnel portion of the FDR where riders usually let echoing, joyful whoops out as they come into the tunnel, there was a bicycle traffic jam.   We stopped.  We waited.  In a fucking tunnel.  With thousands of others straddling their bikes.   Nobody moved for several long minutes.  Not a single whoop echoed.  “Murphy!” I heard Sekhnet call.  

I wrote recently to a friend that although I love spending time with friends, I am ordinarily not plagued by loneliness or desperation in the extended periods I spend alone.   I value my own company, I added, and blah blah blah.   No sooner did I send the email than I heard Sekhnet’s “Murphy!” and I was overcome by a painful sense of my isolation.

Why is it that I value my own company?  It is largely for the intelligent conversation, I tell myself.  

“Sure, because everything you say you agree with,” says the skeptical side of me.     

“Not necessarily,” I say, candor mixed with pride.  

“Rattle on, rictus face,” says the skeptical side, in a voice modeled on the Dreaded Unit, my father’s.  “You try to make a joke of this, of course, but who, if not fundamentally lonely, would spend all their time working for free the way you do every day, pounding at the keys like a geriatric cub reporter, trying to make sense of a world that makes little sense, ‘communicating’ your innermost thoughts to imaginary others?” 

Well, I grant you all that, but here’s the thing.  Our world is fundamentally irrational.  Look at the sick relationships all around.  Why do people stay in these destructive arrangements?  I had an insane friend once who married a woman I always think of as Hitler.   She abused him for twenty or more years, they separated, got back together, fought.  It was painful to watch him whine at her, see the way she treated him.   He defended her mightily, and then, eventually broken by her indomitable brutality and his overwhelming desire to have sex, he joined a cult, found a woman to have sex with, and decided his wife was Hitler after all.  I simplify, of course, for the sake of the larger point, but I can vouch for the bones of the story.  

Sarno’s theory about rage converted into chronic bodily agony resonates because virtually everybody I know is subject to outrage, a certain amount of inwardly directed rage, the open river of rage that surges in the increasingly endangered world as climate change flash floods run down the ravines.  The great USA is in the hands of cynical madmen, with the personification of spoiled childish self-regard as its figurehead.   They are crazy as foxes, these motherfuckers who will squeeze every drop of blood from the poor to increase their own wealth by 1%.   It is no small thing, 1% of ten billion dollars is a shit load of money.  If I have to pry it out of the hands of 40,000,000 dying children, so be it.  Those aren’t my kids.  

Not my kids.  That’s the mantra of the Free Market.   We love kids, our kids, our friends’ kids.  We don’t care about strangers’ kids as much as we do the kids we know and love.  We don’t care about the kids of people who live far away and might be enemies.  When those kids are killed we shrug, philosophical, bad shit happens.  When we ourselves kill them we shrug, we didn’t actually kill them, our fucking government did.  It’s not as though we live in a real democracy where we have any say over how our elected government treats far away children.  

“Stop looking for logic, you supine, high-minded motherfucker,” says the skeptical side.  “You will search human affairs in vain if you look for reason, beyond the simple, ubiquitous rationales for all behavior, bad and good.  We’ve long observed that almost nobody acts believing that they are doing wrong.  Action almost always involves the belief that you are doing the right thing, even if this belief is balanced on an insanely slapdash rationale.”

 “Sure, the classic ‘she was begging to be raped, dressed like that’,” I say, I say. 

“That’s right.  That’s a good self-talking baby!  You are the best self-talker.  Look how much fun we are having!,” says the adorable skeptic.  

“Oh, cram it, clown.  I’m going to look at angry Frederick Douglass’s beautiful Independence Day speech, delivered to white people in Rochester NY in 1852, as his countrymen celebrated the miracle of American freedom as millions of his fellows lived in chains, doing backbreaking work for free, for America’s wealthiest and most genteel.  

Here is a famous passage: 

What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy — a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour.

You can read the entire speech by a unique, inspiring American genius here.  Our enraged commander-in-chief recently stated that Frederick Douglass’ “amazing work” is “being recognized more and more“.  Most Americans knew about Douglass and his work a hundred and fifty years ago.   Read his words of July 4, 1852 and, like the late speeches of Martin Luther King and El Hadj Malik el Shabbaz (Malcom X), try to picture how many decades have passed with only the tiniest adjustments to the hideous truths these American geniuses plainly set out.  

And have a very fucking happy Fourth of July and try not to blow your hand, or your nuts, off celebrating our freedom.

Kudos to the Grey Skank for running this

Nice.  

JAN. 28 “The coverage about me in the @nytimes and the @washingtonpost has been so false and angry that the Times actually apologized to its dwindling subscribers and readers.” (It never apologized.)

FEB. 4 “After being forced to apologize for its bad and inaccurate coverage of me after winning the election, the FAKE NEWS @nytimes is still lost!” (It never apologized.)

FEB. 6 “The failing @nytimes was forced to apologize to its subscribers for the poor reporting it did on my election win. Now they are worse!” (It didn’t apologize.)

MARCH 29 “Remember when the failing @nytimes apologized to its subscribers, right after the election, because their coverage was so wrong. Now worse!” (It didn’t apologize.)

APRIL 12 “The New York Times said the word wiretapped in the headline of the first edition. Then they took it out of there fast when they realized.” (There were separate headlines for print and web, but neither were altered.)

APRIL 29 “They’re incompetent, dishonest people who after an election had to apologize because they covered it, us, me, but all of us, they covered it so badly that they felt they were forced to apologize because their predictions were so bad.” (The Times did not apologize.)

For what it’s worth, you can read the definitive list of recent arguably untrue presidential claims (the biased NY Times calls them “lies”, SAD!) here.

Fact-based weakness

The sad fact is that facts don’t win many arguments here in America.   Superior debating skills don’t win American political debates.   We are predisposed to take in facts that agree with our worldview and dismiss, or be impervious to, ones that contradict it.  Humans are emotional beings who will charge into enemy fire if they are whipped up the right way. Americans may be more emotional than many humans, to judge from our elections.  Then again, a glance at the rest of the world and all bets are off on that theory.  Author George Lakoff makes a series of excellent points on the central role of emotions in American politics and the shrewd and effective strategy of the right wing, you can read them here.  

Even as I watched Gore whup Dubya in presidential debates, I realized, thanks initially to a friend’s insight, that I was watching something millions of Americans were not focusing on.  People found Dubya folksy and likable, they wanted to have a beer with the affable alcoholic.  Gore was wooden, and overly intellectual.  After Dubya lost the debate, he strutted on the stage, looking like he’d just kicked ass;  Gore looked exhausted, hunched over gathering up his papers.  “Look at them now and tell me who won,” my friend said to his family.

Recently Hillary made one excellent, nuanced, irrefutable point after another (at least irrefutable by Trump) as Trump smirked, stalked and called her a nasty woman.  Polls after the debates between the most hated and second most hated presidential candidates in history showed few minds were changed, no matter who may have made the more intelligent showing  in the “debate”. Americans were watching a talent show for a winner to believe in and a loser to vote off the island.  Americans were tuned into attitude, confidence, body language– ineffable things that resonate emotionally.  

When Hillary restrained herself as Trump vented, which I found admirable and poignant to watch– a woman is simply not allowed to betray her annoyance, let alone publicly tell a sexist blow-hard to just shut the fuck up — she was still seen as a nasty woman by those who hated her.  You had to admire Trump, he cut through to the truth, those who hated Hillary said– she is one nasty woman.

Bush and Cheney had a terrible first term.  Among many bad things, they ignored specific advance intelligence about the attacks of 9/11, the US suffered a devastating mass murder, they invaded Iraq based on a campaign of lies, they let bin Laden and the core of Al Qu’eada escape at Tora Bora, they resisted formation of a Committee to investigate 9/11 for a long time and then acted like a couple of guilty perps by refusing to take an oath to tell the truth (no oath, no perjury– fatal mistake swearing an oath, Bill “Perjurer” Clinton), insisting on giving their testimony together in a room where no notes or recordings could be made of what they said.  

The 2004 election should not have been close after that first term, with the disastrous wars in Iraq and Afghanistan raging with no end in sight, but the principled Democratic candidate came off like a walking cadaver, cautiously hewing to the terrible truth and refusing to dignify the lies of an easily refuted smear campaign against his decorated military service.  President Bush, who had used his father’s position to evade military service in Vietnam, and left the National Guard before his tour ended,  somehow managed to campaign like a heroic war time commander-in-chief.

Americans don’t want the terrible truth, we want to feel good about ourselves!

When the tide of the 2004 presidential election was swung by millions of “values voters”, Christians who believed God told them to hate homosexuals (the Bible says kill them, after all), people who turned out to vote so that God’s law would not be violated by the homosexuals who controlled the Left, I got a long whiff of which way this country was headed.   The Hope and Change Obama’s campaign promised, so desperately needed, proved to be mostly hope.  The change we got was the normalization of radical anti-democratic changes made by Cheney and Bush, justified by their endless, borderless military campaign against Terror.   More and more Americans came to realize we are basically screwed, powerless and screwed, represented by money-compromised media stars concerned mostly with being reelected.   Then we got the canny reality TV star, the genius of confident, boastful self-promotion the American way, the smiling populist billionaire servant of his fellow billionaires.

As Lakoff points out, as I’ve been frustrated to witness for decades now, the right frames every debate.   I have never understood why every time a Republican says “Death Tax” a Democrat does not say “Paris Hilton Tax” and add that it only effects a handful of spoiled, super-rich kids.    “Climate Change Skeptic” is a label that has been useful in making cynical people, or absolute morons in complete denial, look intelligent and creating a controversy where there is none.  After all, skepticism is part of critical thinking while those alarmed about the rising sea levels and catastrophic weather patterns are “alarmists.”

 “Right to Life” should be countered with “Right to Decency” or something, indicating that a girl should never be forced to give birth to her rapist’s baby.   Those fetuses have a right to life that ends at birth, as Ronald Reagan famously said.  They are not guaranteed anything but the life of an unwanted child.   Abortion is not a casual choice for any woman, it is often an agonizing one, I would think– but no discussion of pros or cons is possible when God says every abortion is murder, while actual murder between humans walking on the earth must be carefully considered according to who kills whom.

Lakoff notes that the regulations Republicans hate as “job killing” should be reframed as “protections” by Democrats who want to protect the air, the water, worker safety, the social safety net.   Every time the Republican rails against big government regulations, the Democrat should extoll these vital protections against greedy predators.  Sadly, Lakoff’s recommendations have never been much heeded by politicians on the left.  

When former Vice Presidential candidate turned Fox News “pundent” Sarah Palin screamed about “Death Panels” during the debate over Obamacare, why did Obama not go on TV and call bullshit, give a 30 second explanation of hospice care?   Make mention of the 45,000 Americans who die every year for lack of health insurance.   Those on the left side of the political spectrum are left with the demonstrable facts while the right has learned to stir the raw emotions with memorable, galvanizing buzzwords.  The left has the facts, bully for them for being actually right so much of the time.  How’s that facty, righty thing working out for you, Democrats?   I fell into the same trap the other day when writing about Trump’s lawyer, Marc Kasowitz.

While factually true, it was a partisan framing job, pure and simple.   My account focused on selected embarrassing episodes in a skilled lawyer’s long career.  Kasowitz is a millionaire many times over, paid more in a day than most Americans make in a month.   He wins cases, he loses cases, some are draws, some he cuts great deals for.  Like any lawyer, he has to play the cards he’s dealt.  Could he make the sexual harassment allegations against Bill O’Reilly go away or negotiate Fox out of firing him?  No, not under the circumstances he walked into.  But he got O’Reilly paid, lottery-winner bucks, and you can be sure he had O’Reilly write him a fat check.

How do I know that the $25,000,000 settlement he negotiated to end the fraud case against Trump and Trump University was not an excellent deal for Trump? The facts speak for themselves:  a presidential candidate settled a huge fraud case against him right before the election and still managed to become the president.  Who is the smart one now?   Likely not a dime of the 25 million came from Trump’s own deep pockets, that is also likely Kasowitz’s doing.  

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of the case, wiseass Bill Maher got a public comeuppance, as far as Trump’s people saw the lawsuit.  So what if Trump ultimately withdrew the arguably frivolous lawsuit?  That wasn’t in the news.   Trump’s threats to sue people he doesn’t like, or who have claims against him, have probably worked as often as they haven’t.  The New York Times may not have given Trump the apology Kasowitz demanded, but they pretty much have kept quiet.   But there I go again… the facts.

So we have the facts, a deck of cards that can seemingly be infinitely shuffled. Facts themselves are now in dispute here in Breitbart’s America, but let’s stick to what we can agree are facts.  Depending on which card is on top, how they are played– there goes the conversation.   It’s maddening to see politicians avoid directly answering questions, pivoting straight to their focus group tested talking points.   It doesn’t matter if it’s maddening or not, they would be stupid not to learn the skill.  No matter how clumsily they do it, it is better than wading into candor that will come back to bite their head off in a negative campaign ad.  We call them “attack ads” and they are ubiquitous and often very effective in deciding elections.

Why are we in the situation we are in the USA?   My simple one word answer? Advertising– the entire culture, not only the economy, is based on the irrefutable, reductive genius of it and how it serves the bottom line.  The most skillfully advertised product wins– that is the fact.  That includes, clearly, the long, expensive ad campaigns that decide how we select the leaders we wind up hating or believing in, no matter what the sullen facts may have to say about the matter.

Addendum to recent puking points

More details about the United States’s denial of having anything to do with the current, ongoing torture of suspected “bad hombres” in Yemen.   I needn’t point out that America is not officially at war in Yemen.  We’ve got to stay vigilant about things being done in our names.  

It was a grave national mistake to have no investigation into systematic torture and no accountability (outside of prestigious jobs with lifetime tenure) for championing America’s right to torture suspects.  Obama likely didn’t want to  be the first U.S. president assassinated by a long gun, so he prudently didn’t pursue the matter of documented American torture.  Bad move, sir.  Now we have a learning-on-the-job president who has defiantly announced that he loves torture.  His crowd went wild when he did so.

Torture is morally depraved, and likely once more being done, albeit once more deniably, in our names.    Torture is the best public relations in the world for recruiters of suicide bombers.  Torturing captives is irrefutable proof of a nation’s most deeply held values.  Torture inspires only revulsion and justifiable hatred.  

It is no small thing that it can take diligent lawyers and journalists years to get any part of the truth about this basic matter of American foreign policy.  We don’t have years this time.

I Know Few Americans are Tortured By This

I’ve always been a sucker for international respect for anti-torture treaties.   Few things are more horrifying to consider than the intentional state-sponsored infliction of severe and prolonged suffering done in the name of some holy cause.   I think of the brutal Spanish Inquisition, inquisitors torturing people in the name of Christ until they admitted they did not believe in the divinity of the Prince of Peace, Jesus Christ, or that they did.  

The research shows that torture works very well as hideous punishment, badly for any other purpose, such as extracting reliable information.   People under torture will eventually say whatever their interrogators want them to say, to make the torture stop.  Torture does not work as a way to extract actionable intelligence.  The classified Senate report on our recent torture program concludes as much.

International law became quite explicit, and unanimous, in rejecting all forms of torture, including cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment of prisoners, after the atrocities of World War Two.  Japanese officers were punished for water-boarding Americans and Australians.  Water-boarding would no longer be tolerated in the civilized world, although it had been widely employed by the U.S. in its war against Philippine “insurgents” after the Spanish-American war.

This rejection of torture by the civilized world also applied specifically to medical personnel who oversaw or participated in torture or sadistic medical experiments.   Doctors, who had taken the Hippocratic Oath to first do no harm, were prosecuted at Nuremberg for the harm they had done in the name of their causes.  Nazi doctors. Talk about your oxymorons.  

We had a couple of these motherfuckers who became multi-millionaires, on the U.S. taxpayers dime, testing their theories of torture and “learned helplessness” on detainees suspected of involvement with, or knowledge of, terrorist activities.   They actually travelled to “Black Sites” to test out the techniques personally on experimental victims.   The ACLU has brought a lawsuit against these dedicated, can-do psychologists.  You can read the details here.

Few villains deserve prosecution more than these two generously remunerated former military psychologists, Mitchell and Jessen.   OK, maybe Dick Cheney, tenured constitutional law professor John Yoo and federal judge for life Jay Bybee, the primary architects and theoreticians of our recent, extensive, still mostly top secret, torture program.  Like “collateral damage” is so much more refined than “massacred civilians”, the term “enhanced interrogation” is so much more dignified than “torture”, don’t you think?  Here is John “More Patriotic Than You” Yoo’s infamous “legal” definition of torture, signed off on by now federal judge Jay “Otherwise Anonymous Fuckface” Bybee:

Torture, according to that memo, “must be equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death.” Yoo also advised that for mental pain or suffering to amount to torture, “it must result in significant psychological harm of significant duration, e.g., lasting for months or even years.”     source

The ACLU lawsuit, Salim v. Mitchell, brought on behalf of two torture survivors with the requisite years of severe PTSD, Suleiman Abdullah Salim and Mohamed Ahmed Ben Soud, and the family of Gul Rahman, a man killed by his American torturers (he died, according to the complaint, “as a result of hypothermia caused by his exposure to extreme cold, exacerbated by dehydration, lack of food, and his immobility in a stress position.”) is proceeding in the United States District Court in Washington D.C.  As of January, 2017 it was scheduled for trial on June 26, 2017.  

While I am speaking of torture, check this out, from Judge Quackenbush’s January ruling in the case, rejecting Mitchell and Jessen’s arguments that the case against them must be dismissed, as a matter of law, for lack of jurisdiction.   (Defendants are the two innovative, torture-endorsing, torture-performing psychologists)

The Defendants’ instant Motion was filed on November 18, 2016, and contends the Military Commissions Act (“MCA”), specifically 28 U.S.C. § 2241(e)(2), deprives this court of jurisdiction over “non-habeas detention-related claims” brought by an alien when the alien was determined to have been properly detained by the United States as an “enemy combatant”. (ECF No. 105, p. 1). Plaintiffs’ Response (ECF No. 12) contends the MCA does not apply for two primary reasons: 1) Defendants are not military servicemembers or government employees or agents, but are independent contractors; and 2) none of the three Plaintiffs were determined by an executive branch tribunal to have been properly detained as an enemy combatant. (ECF No. 120, p. 1).   source

The law is tortuous, and sometimes torturous, chockablock with the devilish details.  For purposes of this lawsuit, if the Defendants could prove they were acting as agents of the United States, the case against them would have to be dismissed under the law the ACLU seeks to use against them — as long as the plaintiffs were also ‘enemy combatants’.  The judge, in dismissing Defendants’ claim that they were agents of the United States, and therefore asserting the court’s jurisdiction over them under the law, used a slightly salty phrase I liked: 

It is telling the Defendants, who wish to establish the nature of the legal relationship between themselves and the Government, did not cite to the contracts in their Motion.  

The judge concludes:

Defendants have not established, based on the record submitted with the Motion to Dismiss, they were “agents” of the United States.

As for whether or not the plaintiffs (torture victims) were enemy combatants, and therefore not protected by the law they seek to use against the rogue psychologists, the judge wrote:

Plaintiffs argue the determination must be made by a military tribunal, a Combatant Status Review Tribunal (“CSRT”), to trigger the jurisdiction-stripping portion of the statute.  Defendants argue no tribunal finding is required, and appear to argue any reference to an individual as a “combatant” in a governmental memo, or reference to affiliation with a hostile organization, suffices.

Getting a little tingle of foreshadowing on which way the Court is leaning?

None of the three Plaintiffs was determined by a Combatant Status Review Tribunal to be an “enemy combatant.”

Therefore, Defendants’ Motion to Dismiss rejected, Defendants are subject to the court’s jurisdiction and this particular law applies to them.  Game on.  Trial, for evils done over a decade ago, starts Monday.  At least that’s what the judge wrote in January, 2017.   For the latest on the progress of the case, this was recently posted by lawyers for the plaintiffs.  Apparently there is going to be some oral argument on the ALCU’s motion , on behalf of torture victim plaintiffs, on July 28.

Not-for-broadcast press breifings

I think of all the things one learns not to say.   We refrain sometimes because people close to us will be hurt.  If I reminded someone of their spouse’s vehement threat to kill her parents, burn the house down with the kids in it and kill her and then himself, it would register, to her, as a kind of betrayal.  I don’t wish to betray, so I keep my mouth closed about personal, highly volatile things like this, to the extent that I can.

Sometimes we refrain from speaking candidly because of fear.  There will be reprisals, maybe, repercussions.  Fall-out we are not ready for.  Fear is often not reasonable, in fact, it’s rarely reasonable.   Unreasonable fear is one of the most prevalent reasons people remain silent, even in the face of terrible things going on around them.  The silence of good people, it has famously been said, is all that’s necessary for evil schemes against the weak to flourish.

Sometimes we dummy up because we’ve done something wrong and dummying up is the smart thing for a bad hombre to do when confronted.   Anything I say may reveal that I fully intended to commit the bad thing I did, so I will say nothing and instruct everyone around me to do the same.   We have the Fifth Amendment here in America, a Constitutional privilege against self-incrimination.  

Among cherished freedoms guaranteed in the Bill of Rights, pleading the fifth is up there with our right to have and use as many guns as we want to.  That’s the Second Amendment, for those keeping score at home, the one about well-regulated militias.   The right to free speech, freedom from religious bullying, freedom of the press, freedom to peaceably assemble to demand things from the government, those First Amendment rights liberals are so proud of… over-rated if we are going to Make America Great Again.  In fact, read it and weep, liberals:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

This administration is under attack, as they try to make America Great Again and abridging certain freedoms of the press has become a priority for them.  The Press, declared a lying enemy of the American people by our Birther president, has sometimes been vicious in its assessments of the president.   It constantly and unfairly reprints the president’s tweets, which is none of their damn business, that’s a private conversation between the president and his followers.  The media reporters in the White House press corps insist on not only asking questions, and sometimes very tough ones, but demanding the right to follow-up questions.  

The administration is making some changes to the parameters regarding the press and appropriate questions, as well as streamlining clumsy new procedures for ensuring all those embarrassing public tap dances by administration spokespeople are not recorded and constantly replayed on the merciless liberal media, posted on the internet by anonymous, free-lance people like me who like to ridicule the powerful and unaccountable.  

They are working on new rules for what the press may report on, what they may broadcast, and what must keep secret from the public.  White House communications are now reportedly being exchanged using an encryption app that periodically auto-deletes inter-staff communications, to avoid a scandal like the one that plagued Crooked Hillary with all those emails on her personal server she had to destroy.  The app they are using is called Confide  and you can get a more detailed report here.

Another thing that people who feel under attack, or subject to criminal or civil charges, always do is “lawyer up.”   We have the right to hire a lawyer to defend our good name, our assets, our very asses.  Everyone has a right to hire a lawyer for any legal purpose.  I am not judging Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III for hiring a lawyer, nor am I judging Jared Kushner for hiring a lawyer.   Anyone in their position would do the same.   I am also not judging the president, or assuming he is guilty of anything, just because he hired some lawyers.   I’m judging him for other reasons, it’s hard not to, but he is clearly being prudent in hiring himself a legal team.

I don’t question his choice of someone like Marc Kasowitz*, nor would I think of suggesting that the president values loyalty over competence.  After all, Mr. Kasowitz is a highly successful $1,500/hour lawyer who has been defending Mr. Trump for years.   Mr. Kasowitz has other famous clients, he defended Bill O’Reilly against sexual harassment charges (as he has the president) as well as OJSC Sberbank, Russia’s largest bank (not charged, to my knowledge, with sexual harassment).  

Mr. Kasowitz represented Mr. Trump in connection with bankruptcies, casino restructuring and divorce proceedings.   He filed a multi-million dollar suit against Bill Maher for breach of contract when his client proved that neither of his parents were orangutans and Maher, in clear breach of his public oral offer, which Trump accepted by providing proof neither of his parents were orangutans (creating a legally binding contract, according to the suit), refused to donate the millions he promised to donate on Trump’s behalf.   That lawsuit was a complete success, one could claim.  More recently Kasowitz demanded an apology to Trump from the notorious NY Times (refused) and argued that the president should be immune from sexual harassment charges filed against him until Mr. Trump leaves office.  Kasowitz also represented Mr. Trump in the Trump University fraud case and negotiated the recent negligible $25,000,000 settlement as payment in full to victims of that bogus business.  

I don’t know where to go with this, except to note that we’ve had many bad, corrupt-looking, sometimes criminal psychopaths in the White House over the years.  And that this one, as far as my reading of the histories of our spotty experiment in democracy goes, appears to be the worst of them.

 

 

*    more on the dynamic Marc Kasowitz here.

Daily Puking Points

Talking points are not enough at this time.  Words have been reduced to funny sounds, signifying whatever the spin doctors say they now signify, regardless of whatever they may have meant five seconds ago. What we need now are good puking points.  Here  are a couple of quick ones, from American hero Amy Goodman.  

I can hear the clucking, so what if 198,000,000 information-rich American voter profiles were placed on-line for weeks by the Republican National Committee’s voting analytics data mining branch, Deep Root Analytics?  So what?  James “Toxic Turd” Mitchell and Bruce “Dickface” Jessen, psychologists paid tens of millions by Cheney and Bush to design the American torture program?  Ancient history, so what?  The U.S. appears to be currently participating in, or is at least complicit in (we deny it), the interrogation and torture of  detainees in Yemen today?  So what?  If it’s even true, the president is only keeping a campaign promise to do a lot worse than water-boarding.  They fucking hate our freedom.  What should we do, tickle ’em?

Ah say, Ah say, boy

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My apologies for all this political “poop” lately

I am truly sorry to be as distracted as everyone I know by the political rumblings from the bowels of a powerful, highly successful reality TV brand (and, of course, the legislators who ride his gassy underbelly like suckers on a giant shark).  A U.S. fighter jet shot down a weaponized drone, made in Iran, over the skies of Syria.  A cop who shot a burst of bullets into a car, killing a man reaching for the driver’s license the cop demanded, was acquitted of all charges by a jury who presumably saw this video.   The Republican Senate has vowed to pass a secret replacement for IllegitimateMuslimPresidentcare before they go home to celebrate the Independence Day Recess.   The worst of the worst are doubling down, the intellectuals among them, in moments of candor, citing opinionated anti-Communist Ayn Rand as the philosophical foundation for their anti-human beliefs.  Fucking freedom is on the march.

Amy Goodman discusses the media silence on the Republican scheme to replace the Affordable Care Act with a tax giveaway to the wealthiest Americans.  She speaks with Katrina Vanden Heuvel, who has deemed the media’s focus on Russian involvement in the 2016 election (with scant coverage of the rest of the Republican’s ‘toxic agenda’)  “media malpractice.”      The brutal, anti-democratic tactics of politicians like McConnell get buried in the news, if mentioned at all.  Democrats, unfortunately also bought and paid for, are not making effective noise to oppose the Secret Tax/Health Bill.   They continue to rely on and speak facts, while their political opponents continue to scream bloody murder and set their base into a rage.  Guess which tactic works better here in America?

Once again, we have to turn to a comedian to get the condensed, truthful story.  Go, Trevor.  He points out how well Republican lies about Death Panels and other completely fabricated details of the hated Obama’s proposed health care law played during the long, vicious debate over extending health insurance to some of the many millions of Americans who had no access to health insurance. Their arguably unprincipled opposition resulted in many amendments to the law they claim was shoved down their throats in a partisan Congress.

While making America Great Again, why not restore that boon to our great American healthcare industry known as the preexisting condition?  Only sick bastards could object to that one.   Submit to whatever it is.  You have no choice anyway, consumers.  Submission is God’s will.   Have a blessed day!

McConnell’s Secret Kick in the Diaper

As despicable as steely-eyed, chinless tortoise Mitch McConnell is, there’s a certain sly irony in him protecting the murderous Trumpcare bill from public scrutiny as zealously as the president he hated and vowed to thwart hid legislation he knew was shameful.  If the public knew the details of this “health care bill” giveaway to the richest at the expense of everybody else there would be massive outrage– supporters of the bill would be primaried and run out of office.    So they do it the principled way that unpopular, troubling laws are always done, in secret.

The shameless McConnell and his ilk keep the details of this punitive (except to the richest among us) proposed American Health Care Law secret while trying to ram the exceedingly ugly bill through in the darkness of night for the president to sign.  Not so different than the way  President Transparency proceeded with the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) flimflam, though, since McConnell and Ryan are playing directly with the daily life and death of millions of citizens, the stakes are even higher.  The result is likely to be serious as preexisting cancer.  

Obama knew there were enough corporate giveaways in the TPP to outrage millions, so he made sure there was less than full transparency about the details.  To be a bit more transparent, Obama made sure there was no transparency or public debate whatsoever prior to his fast track up or down vote.  

McConnell is a corrupt, despicable, hypocritical villain with testicles larger than his head, but Obama doesn’t get a pass from me because he was a great comedian who spoke beautifully, and proudly wore a blue hat, but did the same sickeningly anti-democratic thing whenever circumstances “demanded” it.  

I’ll always hold those drones against him, the ones we know about that killed completely innocent people in the name of the War On Terror.   The missile that killed Mamana Bibi the 67 year-old midwife, and the one that killed innocent 16 year-old American citizen Abdulrahim, a kid who liked hiphop and had not even a suggestion of a capital charge against him.  Obliterated, along with countless other innocents, by the complicated, supremely practical Nobel Peace Prize laureate.   One more reason to keep policies like this as secret as possible, a reasonable politician reasons, reasonably.

That said, these guys in there now, determined to strike down every bit of the legacy of the Negro Democrat they were united in hatred of, are probably the worst guys we’ve ever had in charge of everything.

The Free Market

When politicians talk about our Free Market, many of us realize it is a variation on a glittering phrase like “Freedom is On The March”, spoken over the burnt corpses of those we liberated from a modern-day Hitler while making half of the survivors stateless refugees and leaving the rest in a permanent killing zone.   The Free Market sounds like a great place.  In theory, it’s wonderful.   There is free and sportsmanlike competition, on an even playing field, where the best product, sold for the best price, sets the pace for the race to give people the best of everything at the most affordable price.  Like the best health care in the world, available here in America, to those who can afford it.   Like a delicious and filling meal containing several times the daily sodium, sugar and fat recommended for health, for under $5.   That’s the magic of the Free Market.  How can you beat that?

The “Free Market” is very much like the red and blue fucking baseball hats and the loyal, uncritical thinkers who wear them.   There was a critique of Hillary’s campaign– her message didn’t fit on a baseball hat.   Trump had a great, if ambiguous to the point of sinister, motto: Make America Great Again.  Sekhnet snapped a great shot of a smiling older man at an anti-Trump rally wearing a red Make America Hate Again baseball hat.  Closer to the mark than Trumpie’s motto, but still — just a gotcha.  Sticks and stones can break my bones, but political mantras can never hurt me.  Unless, perhaps, I look like a Muslim to a group of angry guys in red hats.

I’m reminded of this “invisible hand of the Free Market” bullshit, demonstrably stinking bullshit at that, by the pills I receive in the mail from an outfit that mails out my prescription drugs.  One pill is to keep my blood pressure under control, a Herculean task these days.  The other is a statin, because my kidney disease has caused my cholesterol to spike.   Here is a photo of the two pills, greatly magnified, to show one of the tiny wonders of the Free Market.

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This is an example of the Free Market being free.  You see, these wonder drugs were originally developed by big pharmaceutical companies at the cost of many millions of dollars.   Then, after a certain term as a patent protected drug, to pay back the cost of development with a handsome profit as a reward, the drug was allowed to be produced as a “generic”.   Same chemical composition, a fraction of the price.  I get the generic Avapro and the generic Lipitor.  My mother always said, of the latter, “I luuuuuuhv Lipitor.”  She did, apparently.

Luckily for me, I have a magnifier app on my new brilliant phone.  It allows me, when studying a pile of these pills, to separate the 329s from the 10s.   As I do this I wonder how intolerable to the Free Market the government intrusion would be if they mandated “red for blood pressure drugs, green for statins” to the manufacturers of generic drugs taken by tens of millions of Americans.  I know, I know, it stinks of state-controlled Communism.    Seriously, I don’t fucking get it.   Is America really that fucked up?   Are we really this fucking stupid?

I get that Obama had to please those who put him in office, that he was constrained and coerced left and right.  Mostly right, in fact, but also left.  Money, it is said, has no political allegiance, although recent American history may argue that point.  It’s not like anyone with a brain said money has no political allegiance, money said it.  Yes, money talks.  Of course it does.  It told Obama that his signature health insurance plan could not overturn some very, very lucrative practices fundamental to the American Free Market.  Those hungry foxes?  They are the best and most experienced guardians of the hen house.  

Look how well it worked having Goldman Sachs guys in charge of economic recovery from the massive financial fraud they profited from, an intricate scheme of deliberate deception that would have embarrassed Bernie Madoff, and almost sank the boat in 2008.  These experienced foxes know exactly how many hens they need to eat, let them do what they do best.  Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the continued unnecessary deaths of tens of thousands of Americans a year.   Those dead Americans are patriots, in a way, dying for the Free Market we all love and defend to the death.  Those preventable American deaths are the price the rest of us pay to live in a Free Market, and don’t you ever forget that.

I’m harsh on Obama because I actually believed the poetry he recited while campaigning.    Sad to say, my man was mostly saying whatever he needed to say to get into power, like they all do.  Sad to say, the alternative, both times, was seemingly much worse.  Now we’ve got a wobbly, over-confident scary clown for a commander-in-chief, thanks in part to my man Barack “Raking in Some Serious Tubmans” Obama.  People can only hear so much polished, meaningless bullshit coming from a bullshit artist, even a genius of the art, before they shut down.  

You like the Free Market so much?   Let the private health insurance industry compete with Medicare for all.  Let the best entity win, as it is written by the invisible hand of the Free Market.  “That was never in the cards,” say those in blue hats who still believe Obama had no choice.   Tacitly, they add with a silent sigh “super lucrative business interests and very well-paid, in-the-loop, revolving-door lobbyists are too powerful here in the Free Market to allow that massive incursion into their market share.  No matter how much better virtually everyone agrees a public option would be.”

Amy Goodman:

(After writing that meteorologists need to constantly explain that the latest catastrophic climate event is related to the pattern of increasingly disastrous global climate change)

How else will people understand the connection between disparate weather events, from dust-bowl conditions in the Midwest, to epic wildfires in the Northwest, and record-breaking cold in the Northeast?  Scientists tell us that climate change played a role in at least half the droughts, floods and storms in 2014.  The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), on its global climate change website, states that “multiple studies published in peer-reviewed scientific journals show that 97 percent or more of actively publishing climate scientists agree: Climate-warming trends over the past century are very likely due to human activities.  In addition, most of the leading scientific organizations worldwide have issued public statements endorsing this position.” In Europe and other parts of the world there are debates on what to do about climate change.  But in the United States, we have debates on whether it exists at all, or if humans have contributed to it.   It’s as if every time we talked about the earth being round, we interviewed a member of the Flat Earth Society for “balance”.  (Democracy Now! p. 213)

The idiotic American debate on whether climate change even exists has been underwritten, at a cost of billions over several decades, by the industries that profit the most from the ultimate destruction of life on the planet.   Those industries are simply too lucrative, and too powerful, to let themselves wither and die just because the earth is being destroyed by the fossil products they extract and refine. 

The Secretary of State we have now knows this better than anybody, he was until recently the CEO of Exxon.  Exxon’s scientists were among the first to discover, in the 1970s,  the connection between burning fossil fuel, increased CO2 in the atmosphere and rising global temperatures.  The corporation published these findings, then spent the next few decades funding studies that would obfuscate those findings, cast them into doubt, create a debate between Alarmists and Skeptics.  Who are you going to believe, a hysterical Alarmist or a cool, calm skeptic?  Let the debate continue.  Meanwhile, CAH-ching!  Fossil fuel.  Good to the last drop.

What is the lesson of all this brouhaha over global warming for a leading voice of the Flat Earth Society, former loudest, unrepentant “Birther” voice?  Simple. Shut down NASA’s fucking website.  DUH!

Free Market, baby.  Like Justice, you get all the Freedom you can afford to pay for.  If you are poor, you know, you can’t afford much of either.  Probably best to shut the fuck up and keep your head down while the best and the brightest Make America Great Again.  Freedom, as always, is on the march, taking flight in the skies over your hovel.   Ask any ten year-old in Mosul, Waziristan or Raqqa.