
Aileen E. Cannon

Aileen E. Cannon
It’s hard to grasp the passionate MAGA embrace of dictatorial, enemy assassinating war criminal Vladimir Putin, except that their leader, a vain, compulsively lying orange-faced man with pale pink ears, appears to truly love the taste of Putin’s ass. Heather Cox Richardson, putting a few pieces together:
Under its new co-chairs, Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump and Trump loyalist Michael Whatley, the Republican National Committee last week sent out a robocall to voters’ phones saying that Democrats committed “massive fraud” in the 2020 presidential election and that “If Democrats have their way, your vote could be canceled out by someone who isn’t even an American citizen.” This is a straight-up lie, of course—Trump and his loyalists have never produced any evidence for their accusations and lost more than 60 court cases over it—but Trump clearly intends to make it a centerpiece of his campaign.
While Republicans are pushing the Big Lie, in The Bulwark today, conservative commentator Mona Charen noted that Ukraine president Volodomyr Zelensky this week warned the U.S. that Ukraine will lose the war against Russia’s aggression if it does not get U.S. aid.
“Putin seems to have pulled off the most successful foreign influence operation in American history,” Charen wrote. “If Trump were being blackmailed by Putin it’s hard to imagine how he would behave any differently. And though it started with Trump, it has not ended there. Putin now wields more power over the [Republicans] than anyone other than Trump…. [T]hey mouth Russian disinformation without shame. Putin,” she said, “must be pinching himself.”
Heather’s full letter
Turns out that even though Trump increasingly channels his hero, Mr. Hitler, the Orange Polyp’s rhetoric is much more violent.
I read an interesting critique of Biden’s campaign speculating about why, in spite of his impressive achievements in office, he seems to be trailing, or at best tied with, the destructive Trump in a nation many (on all sides) perceive to be broken. The author of the op ed writes as a professional centrist with a seeming bent toward the myth of The Great Communicator, Ronald Reagan. Aside from some nods to the MAGA right (Trump’s economic policies the first three years of his administration were widely seen as a great success), he makes an excellent point.
In a moment when so many are angry and feel betrayed by our institutions, where even an historically strong economy leaves millions feeling screwed, Biden the Institutionalist needs to vow to make fundamental, transformational change to fix broken institutions and commit to using the government to make real fairness a core and long term goal of his next term.
Ronald Reagan was a bigot and something of a dunce, though he was indisputably a very effective front man for the interests of our greatest, if most avaricious, citizens, the 1%, the best of us, born booted and spurred, continuing the ride the rest of us. There was no reason, but an appearance of giving credence to both sides of the political spectrum, for the op ed’s author to mention Reagan in the paragraph about Biden committing to reform, or to cite with approval Reagan’s words about limited government, but the larger point makes sense. Biden should stress his commitment to making the necessary reforms to a system many Americans now see as badly wounded, if not already broken beyond repair (enter dictator, who alone can fix it). Democracy has not broken yet, but there are crucial reforms that will make it stronger against determined enemies, here and broad, that we now know are maniacally intent on permanent minority rule.
A few examples of desperately needed reform: an independent, nonpolitical system for lifetime judicial appointments in which party operatives and ideologically committed judicial fraternity members would be ineligible for office. A rebalancing of the Supreme Court with several additional law abiding new justices. An end to the filibuster and the Electoral College, two crucial instruments for minority control, both remnants of slavery. No more one legislator blocking of all appointments in the manner of ignoramus Senator Tommy Tuberville. An independent commission to rule on electoral maps and have new ones drawn and implemented quickly. An interbranch dispute resolution court to quickly decide all conflicts between the three branches of government. An expedited way to keep vexatious, frivolous, transparently delay-seeking legal motions out of our courts. There are many institutional reforms that need to be done, a commitment to do them would strengthen Biden’s appeal and inspire voters to sign on.
Otherwise the party that has carried out its long term goal of creating hostility against our own government, who has broken all of the institutions that protect the will of the majority in a democracy, gets to benefit from the broken system. By their disabling of government, MAGA/Koch vindicate the demented Reagan’s glib assertion, regurgitating a very old line and making it his own, that the nine most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” Here is a paragraph from the op ed I mentioned up top.
Even better would be an effort to develop a reform agenda: Mr. Biden could declare it’s long past time for America to put its house in order, to begin cleaning up the messes of the past two decades, to face our problems and return to our own best national self. He might even think of adapting and repurposing for the center-left a few lines from Ronald Reagan’s first Inaugural Address: “It’s not my intention to do away with government. It is rather to make it work — work with us, not over us; to stand by our side, not ride on our back. Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it.”
full op ed
Many people, to avoid thinking about painful or threatening things, keep themselves heroically, productively busy all day and go to bed exhausted. They wake up early the next morning to work hard all day, every moment programmed down to the minute. My father used to call this lifestyle “running a full flight pattern” and you can picture a harried, over-caffeinated air traffic controller doing the job of four, eyes darting constantly from the sky, to a computer screen, to the blinking dots on a wall map, to the sky, to the runways below, to his watch, to an open game of solitaire on another computer, to the coffee maker and so on.
Other people try to live in a more contemplative way, allowing time to think, feel, seek a little clarity in a world of chaos and senseless cruelty. The usual example of a contemplative life is a monk in a monastery, though life in a monastery is highly programmed too. I have always, from as far back as I can recall, preferred living an unharried life in this mercilessly harried world.
I have to admit, I feel smugly superior to those running a full flight pattern, the coffee and cocaine achievers I’ve known, the exercise addicts, self-righteous compulsive workaholics of every stripe. I am also compelled, of course, in this case in my disdain for the outer directed, those who march ahead according to the dictates of a brutal status quo keeping themselves constantly too busy to ever question the orders they are following or why they are running full tilt all the time.
The most engaging part of a person is their inner life, what they are like when nobody is judging them. To be allowed to see the vulnerable core of another person, to me, is the greatest gift a person can give you. The trust and acceptance involved in this kind of sharing is, to me, the essence of love.
I am living in a fucking dream world, of course. I spend an hour or two every day typing, putting my thoughts and feelings, and sometimes my dreams, in order, making them as clear as I can, to myself and to anyone who might stumble on them. Even if you are well-paid to write, and I am not, man (or woman) does not live by writing alone. It is a beautiful and indispensable thing, to be able to write clearly, but it is not something you can do all day.
Generally, when I am stressed I have always gone for a long walk, or a strenuous bike ride. Or do some pushups, which always get my heart pounding and make me feel strong. A brisk bit of exercise is a wonderful thing for calming the mind, getting some air flowing through the stuffy attic. Currently I’m unable to walk more than a block or two, complications from knee replacement surgery almost a year ago. Pushups lately are also off the menu, as the pain from my left synovium seems to have migrated up the entire left side of my body, into my left hand and left shoulder. Physical exercise, an old standby, is not one of my stress relief options these days.
I always feel better when I spend an hour or two playing the guitar, or, in a pinch, the piano. My left hand, while willing and able, is playing on borrowed time before the pain in the fingers make it impossible to continue. The fingers get the unmistakable message in about five minutes. Ordinarily, in my frustration, I’d throw myself on the ground and grunt out some push ups, but, currently, that would only lead to shoulder pain in addition to the hand and knee.
So what do we say about these constraints on a contemplative lifestyle? I’m fucked, in a word.
Luckily for me, I have inner resources many do not. Unluckily for me, you find the outer resources curtailed enough and your inner resources become overloaded.
Then, in a word, you’re fucked.
Insurrectionist morons like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Paul Gosar, Lyin’ Ted Cruz and their ilk, taking their cue from the Big Orange Turd, keep referring to the rioters arrested for their violence on January 6, 2021 as hostages. According to this deranged theory the indicted and convicted rioters are political hostages, unfairly arrested, subjected to bogus political prosecutions, illegally locked up and being badly mistreated for merely engaging in forceful protest that the RNC officially designated “legitimate political discourse”.
Everyone knows what hostages are, they’re people taken prisoner by force, kidnapped and held for ransom, usually by criminals or terrorists, in order to extract concessions from the loved ones of the hostages they are holding. The civilians kidnapped by Hamas on October 7th, being held as pawns in a negotiation, are hostages.
By contrast, and in direct contradiction to compromised Speaker of the House MAGA Mike’s recent lie, no protester walking in the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, no matter how peaceful, was innocent of, at the very least, criminal trespass. The entire MAGA crowd right wing fabulist Tucker Carlson called “respectful, peaceful tourists” entered after a violent armed crowd overran the police lines, sending dozens to the hospital, and broke into the locked building where a joint session of congress was in progress. Leaving aside the disgusting detail of how many of these innocent patriotic citizens defecated and pissed in the halls of the People’s House, while sacking it.
Many of these militant, right wing, white nationalist motherfuckers, like the ones who chanted “Hang Mike Pence (bring him out!) hang Mike Pence (bring him out!)” were guilty of crimes much more serious than trespass, in spite of Ronna Romney McDaniels’ alternative fact styling of their activities as “legitimate political discourse.”
Here is a very short description of one of Trump’s so-called hostages, the innocent patriots that he is fixing to fully pardon in his syphilitic fever dream of a second term when he would be a dictator for one day.
Federalist Society member Trump lifetime appointee Aileen “Loose” Cannon ordered Trump’s lawyers and the DOJ to propose jury instructions based on one of Trump’s off-the-wall defenses. Trump insists that the Presidential Records Act, a civil law which was put into effect to thwart people like Nixon from doing illegal things with government documents, is complete protection against the criminal charges against him under the Espionage Act.
It is as incoherent as anything else that Trump says, but it has been embraced by MAGA Judge Cannon. Jury instructions are usually proposed and finalized during the trial. Here, Aileen Cannon hasn’t even set a date for trial, but made the unprecedented request for jury instructions anyway. Check out her beautiful in your fucking face Trumpian reversal of who the fucking idiot is, in ruling on the DOJ’s motion.



The actual “complex case of first impression” is how many ways a sitting judge appointed by a criminal defendant now sitting in her courtroom can abuse her discretion to protect her benefactor from accountability before she is removed from the case by the full panel of the appellate court.

Fucking Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove and Reince Priebus, (talk about perennial turd blossoms), trading bars in a political jam session for the MAGA faithful. They’re predicting the leader’s return to absolute power, taking all the swing states, lying about Biden’s “failed economy” and “out of control crime”, pointing out that in 2024 people are really, really, really angry and that Trump is the biggest middle finger angry people can give to the system, that this is a brand new game, and that in 2024 “division is profit and unity is a loser.”
Here’s a two minute audio clip of a very well presented collage of fevered right-wing talking points put together by the talented Ari Melber and his staff, and tied in a nice bow by Ari.
Reince Fucking Priebus? Didn’t the big guy fire him in disgrace?


