MAGA Marjie, aka Klan Mom, one of the angriest, most confrontational and arguably dumbest members of Congress, brought her motion to oust MAGA Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House today.  The motion failed 359-43, as representatives took turns shaking Johnson’s hand during the ten minutes of Klan Mom’s impassioned speech against the tyranny of the “uniparty,” her disparaging name for anything bipartisan or cooperative.  All she wanted was reasonable to-the-death partisanship.  Here’s the Grey Lady’s summary of her principled stand against MAGA Mike:

Among the demands were cutting off all future U.S. aid to Ukraine, defunding the Justice Department and imposing a 1 percent across the board cut on all spending bills if lawmakers are unable to negotiate a deal to fund the government in September.

Why give money to Ukraine when they are fighting the man who did so much to put the big guy in the White House in 2016, tried again in 2020 and is dedicated to the same great patriot, now the leader of the MAGA GOP, in 2024? The Justice Department is a despicable, corrupt partisan tool in the hands of the evil Marxist Biden traitors, best to defund it until the good guys take over again in 2025. As for a government shut down — let’s just do it! Government sucks ass!!!

Anyway, as I begin drafting my concise letter to New York’s senators and my Congressman about why fucking Looey DeJoy is still the postmaster, and has now fully crippled the US Mail Service (draft of the letter will be here in the next few days), here’s a couple of nice shots of the cross-fit chaos agent, still a viable VP pick for the dozy orange felon.