In a real sense, Trump is the first tabloid president, the first National Enquirer president — as well as the first “reality TV” game show host president. His pronouncements are as credible as any National Enquirer headline, they always are and always have been, and as full of truth.  He is bigger than life and more full of shit than any supermarket tabloid, more real than any reality TV set.

Now he is on criminal trial in an anarchist jurisdiction, where his vicious enemies will unfairly prosecute him in an attempt to prove that he is a liar, which he has never been because they are the liars, he has never lied. They lie, they always lie, because they’re evil. And wiseass Rosie O’Donnell will be smiling out of the other side of her ass when she ends up in one of his righteous outdoor detention camps.

Those are not the kind of camps rich kids go to, let’s just put it that way. If things go badly, I’ll probably see you there, if you’re not careful.