When Ginni Thomas and her invitation-only nonprofit Council for National Policy brokered the deal between Trump and the evangelical leaders, prior to him becoming the GOP candidate in 2016, a key provision was that Trump choose federal judges from Leonard Leo’s list of loyal, well-trained right wing ideologues.   The promise to appoint only members of an extremist legal fraternity is one of the few promises Trump ever kept in his life.  The litmus test was judges who believed in their Christian souls that abortion was murder, and in the sanctity of the wealth of America’s greatest citizens.   The pastors threw their full weight behind the Flawed Vessel in their zeal to save fetuses.

Recall the other GOP candidates gathered on stage, at an earlier debate, none able to raise their hand that they agreed with the theory of evolution.  It would have cost them the Big Jesus vote to publicly go against the childish notion of God’s Intelligent Design.  Same with Climate Change, systemic racism, trickle down economics, regulation of polluters, tax breaks for billionaires, affordable health care, opposition to elimination of child poverty, opposition to an ethics code for their 6-3 Supreme Court majority, on down the list of their accursed orthodoxy.

New litmus test for the GOP:  Biden stole the rigged 2020 election, in conspiracy with hundreds of RINOs.  It is an article of faith now, believed fervently by 70% of Republican voters.    The brand new Squeaker of the House has declared that Trump won in 2020, he signed on to the Hail Mary Texas lawsuit (along with Cruz and dozens of other Republican all-stars), to overturn votes, a lawsuit so dumb the 6-3 Supreme Court threw it out, he voted to decertify Biden’s victory when Congress reconvened after the Trump riot on January 6th.  He swears Trump’s ass is delicious.

He passed the new GOP litmus test and was allowed to become Speaker.   A new fucking puto for Chrumpie to manhandle, to make himself feel powerful as his fake world collapses in on him.   God bless these United Shaysh.