I am, I have to admit, in the manner of my father to the end of his life following the fortunes of the Detroit Tigers, a NY Yankee fan. Leaving aside the obvious idiocy of drinking the Kool-Aid of organized sports in the first place, rooting for the Yankees goes against the rest of my worldview. The Yankees are the professional sports franchise that exemplifies empire, privilege, corporate snobbery, true, but it’s a childhood thing not amenable to analysis as anything but childish preference and misplaced loyalty.
My dad rooted for Hank Greenberg, the Jewish Babe Ruth from the Bronx, a Detroit Tiger during most of his Hall of Fame career in the 1930s and 40s. “How’d the Tigers do?” my father would ask, half a century after Greenberg retired, if the subject of baseball scores came up, which it sometimes did. I never had any idea how Detroit did, why would I? I suppose I’m that way about the Yankees because of Mickey Mantle and being eight years old when baseball came into my world.
The last few seasons my main interest in baseball has been checking the box scores to see how Robbie Cano had done. Another 3 for 5, two doubles and a home run, Robbie on a tear, ten RBIs in the last three games, raising his average another six points after being in the doldrums for a week or two. It made me feel good, for a few seconds, whenever Robbie was putting up Cano numbers. To the millions who don’t give a rip about this sort of thing, I understand completely. It’s how I feel about something called a Hat Trick. No idea what it is, no interest in finding out.
The point of the shameful business is not that a grown man might distract himself by checking the graphed statistics of a man making fifteen million dollars a year to play a game boys love, or that thousands of people are employed in a vast industry paid to make sure these stats are charted in real-time and available on the internet.
The point of the shameful business is what goes on with men making fifteen million dollars a year to play this game at an elite level. Robinson Cano will be playing second base for Seattle under the terms of a ten-year contract he recently signed with them for $240,000,000. The Yankees were offering basically the same yearly pay, about $24,000,000, but only for seven years– until Cano turns 38, well past the prime of most baseball players.
Well, Cano would be a fool to leave $70,000,000 on the table. It’s been said often, he’d be foolish to let sentimentality dictate a business decision. Why would anyone leave $70,000,000, or a penny, for that matter, on the negotiating table?
Except, can anyone tell me the difference between earning $15,000,000 a year and earning $24,000,000 a year, or career earnings of $330,000,000 or $260,000,000, except in a society sick to the death with relentlessly competitive greed?