Have no negative feelings about anything

If you pack up several of your best recent drawings, address the envelope to a loved one, weigh it, put proper postage on it and walk two blocks,  haltingly with a cane, to mail it to the very house you walked from, have no feeling if it does not arrive twelve days later, or even if it never arrives.   You must not expect things like a government agency holding up its end of the contract it makes when it sells you postage stamps.  It is best always to have no expectation of anything so as not to be disappointed when the world appears to be an unredeemed series of utter shit shows.

Whatever you do, do not try to see your petty problem in any larger context.  There is only doom down the road that starts “I’ve mailed literally hundreds of letters in recent years, including to myself, and none ever took more than three or four days to arrive, what is different now?”  Where does this thought lead you?  To wonder why Biden has not yet removed the Trump megadonor UPS stock owning Postmaster who was appointed by Trump to destroy mail service in order to slow down receipt of mail-in ballots is a thought experiment you should not start.  It is a complicated issue, of course, since any one Nazi senator can block virtually any presidential appointment and Biden needs to appoint two members to the Postal board of governors before the manifestly corrupt Looey DeJoy can be removed from office and sent on his smirking, self-satisfied way.

Have no feelings about the idiotic sham of a solemn, long delayed Supreme Court proceeding to hear arguments establishing whether it is legally permissible for a sitting president, after losing an election, to lie to, whip up and unleash a violent armed mob to storm the Capitol and stop the certification of his electoral defeat. 

We hear a hypothetical about whether the sitting president may legally, and unaccountably, order the murder of the duly elected man who is about to replace him as president, and his running mate, and anyone next in line for the presidency, in order to stay in power after his legal term ends.

There is a universe, offers Trump’s attorney, in an excellent impression of the insane Robert Kennedy Jr., where this would be an official presidential act entitled to absolute immunity from prosecution.   Lets say, for example, that the president truly and honestly believes these people are evil vampires who drink the blood of innocent white Christian children.   After all, the brilliant, respected Alan Dershowitz made the arguably demented argument at one of Trump’s impeachment trials that if the president truly, honestly believes something that nothing he does in connection with that truly held belief can ever be against the law.  After all, führerworte haben gesetzeskraft, as German legal experts used to say during the Thousand Year Reich.

If you can’t walk more than a block without pain, a year after your knee replacement surgery, and the surgeon has no idea how to fix it, that doesn’t give you the right to feel sorry for yourself. Self-pity never helped anyone.

If your primary Care doctor is hard to reach, unresponsive, inconsistent, arbitrary, find a new doctor.  If the new doctor immediately proves hard to reach, unresponsive, etc., do not jump to any conclusions you might come to regret.

And so on, down the fucking endless list of reasons to ever feel sadness, anger, disgust, anything negative.  Be happy all the time, no matter what.  Isn’t that the best fucking advice you ever heard?  Rejoice, there is never a good reason for negativity!  

Our first tabloid ex-president

In a real sense, Trump is the first tabloid president, the first National Enquirer president — as well as the first “reality TV” game show host president. His pronouncements are as credible as any National Enquirer headline, they always are and always have been, and as full of truth.  He is bigger than life and more full of shit than any supermarket tabloid, more real than any reality TV set.

Now he is on criminal trial in an anarchist jurisdiction, where his vicious enemies will unfairly prosecute him in an attempt to prove that he is a liar, which he has never been because they are the liars, he has never lied. They lie, they always lie, because they’re evil. And wiseass Rosie O’Donnell will be smiling out of the other side of her ass when she ends up in one of his righteous outdoor detention camps.

Those are not the kind of camps rich kids go to, let’s just put it that way. If things go badly, I’ll probably see you there, if you’re not careful. 

What, me worry?

Party of Putin

It’s hard to overstate how in-your-face the MAGA/GOP/Trump party is in their support of murderous war criminal Vladimir Putin. Putin and the 2016 Trump campaign, although not found to have left evidence of a chargeable criminal conspiracy, colluded in at least 140 instances, as documented by Robert Mueller. Trump loves the taste of Putin’s nether regions as much as Lindsey Graham loves the taste of Trump’s. As president Trumpie routinely took Putin’s side against US intelligence agencies. Why wouldn’t he?

At a news conference, a day following a secret personal meeting with Putin in Helsinki, Trump clarified his “I don’t know why Putin would” do anything to corrupt the 2016 election, by saying that, obviously, he’d meant the exact opposite. After all, how often do all of us accidentally say the exact opposite of what we mean and are then unfairly given shit about it?

Trump’s PERFECT CALL to newly elected Ukrainian president Zelensky in 2019 asked for help smearing Biden with a fake announcement about Burisma and, by the way, none of the weapons authorized by Congress months ago will be released to Ukraine until you go on US TV and announce a fake investigation into Biden’s criminal activities in Ukraine.

Trump instructed his loyal, Christ loving puppet MAGA Mike to hold up aid to Ukraine while Putin makes advance after advance in his war of aggression against Ukraine. MAGA Mike held up this aid for many months, along with aid to Gaza, Israel and Taiwan, until Democrats promised to shield him from removal as Speaker. Today MAGA Mike lied about it, of course, (doing it this way, he said, was the only way to get Democrats to support aid to Israel, among lies) because, presumably, that’s what Christ would have done.

Here’s Heather Cox Richardson on what MAGA was doing in the House right before MAGA Mike treacherously betrayed them by working with Democrats:

The extremist House Republicans were adamantly opposed to the plan because of their staunch opposition to aid for Ukraine. They wrote in a memo on Wednesday: “This tactic allows Johnson to pass priorities favored by President Biden, the swamp and the Ukraine war machine with a supermajority of House members, leaving conservatives out to dry.”

Extremists Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and Thomas Massie (R-KY) vowed to throw House speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) out of the speakership, but Democrats Tom Suozzi of New York and Jared Moskowitz of Florida have said they would vote to keep him in his seat, thereby defanging the attack on his leadership.

So the extremists instead tried to load the measures up with amendments prohibiting funds from being used for abortion, removing humanitarian aid for Gaza, opposing a two-state solution to the Hamas-Israel war, calling for a wall at the southern border of the U.S., defunding the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), and so on.

Greene was especially active in opposition to aid to Ukraine. She tried to amend the bill to direct the president to withdraw the U.S. from NATO and demanded that any members of Congress voting for aid to Ukraine be conscripted into the Ukraine army as well as have their salaries taken to offset funding. She wanted to stop funding until Ukraine “turns over all information related to Hunter Biden and Burisma,” and to require Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky to resign. More curiously, she suggested amending the Ukraine bill so that funding would require “restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted.” This language echoes a very specific piece of Russian propaganda.

Finally, Moskowitz proposed “that Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene…should be appointed as Vladimir Putin’s Special Envoy to the United States Congress.” 

Many congress members have left Washington, D.C., since Friday was to be the first day of a planned recess. This meant the partisan majority on the floor fluctuated. Olivia Beavers of Politico reported that that instability made Freedom Caucus members nervous enough to put together a Floor Action Response Team (FART—I am not making this up) to make sure other Republicans didn’t limit the power of the extremists when they were off the floor.

The name of their response team seems likely to be their way to signal their disrespect for the entire Congress. Their fellow Republicans are returning the heat. Today Mike Turner (R-OH) referred to the extremists as the Bully Caucus on MSNBC and said, “We need to get back to professionalism, we need to get back to governing, we need to get back to legislating.” Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) told Juliegrace Brufke of Axios:  “The vast majority of the Republican Party in the House of Representatives…are sick and tired of having people who…constantly blackmail the speaker of the House.”

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