Category Archives: “funny”

Habba, Habba, Habba

From Alina’s website:

Alina Habba’s journey toward becoming the lawyer of her dreams began with her pursuit of education. Her academic journey commenced with her enrollment at Lehigh University, where she obtained her Bachelor of Arts in Political Science. A couple of years later, she pursued higher education again and attended Widener University Commonwealth Law School, where she successfully earned her J.D. (Juris Doctor). Despite acquiring her degrees, Alina Habba did not stop seeking opportunities for further learning. She recognized the significance of continuing education and completed Leading Professional Service Firms courses at the Harvard Business School of Executive Education. This added knowledge, and experience helped her advance her career significantly.

Currently she stands on the steps in front of 60 Centre Street making angry statements about an enraged judge with a red face who is gagging her and her totally innocent client so unfairly as she continues her journey toward her dreams!

Excellent piece on Trump’s perfect day on the witness stand

Trumpie testified yesterday in the civil fraud case against him, summoned by the prosecution. He had no legal choice but to sit in the witness box. He acted the way he always acts, the outraged victim of unfairness, defiant, angry, entitled. The judge told him to stop making political speeches and answer the questions. His lawyer, Alina Habba, stood in front of the courthouse during the lunch break claiming the judge wouldn’t let him speak, echoing her boss’s talking points about unfairness, partisan prosecution, the racism of the Black attorney general, witch hunts etc. As the battle for America’s soul plays out, inside the courtroom and in the ignorant court of public opinion, Lawrence O’Donnell had a very good take on the Orange Polyp’s perfect day on the witness stand.

Devon Nunes!!!

Do you remember that spineless Congress weasel Devon Nunes? He was one of Chrumpie‘s most debased lackeys. He stepped down from Congress to take a highly paid position as CEO of the boss’s imagined media empire. The other day, in the wake of a finding of fraudulent accounting in Trump Inc.’s fraud trial, Digital World Acquisition Corp., the “person” wishing to merge with Trump media/Truth Social amended its filings to say that it’s statement of financial condition “should not be relied on.” One billion dollars of investments evaporated. They are also paying an $18,000,000 fine and are currently under multiple investigations. Here’s the great Allison Gill, with a summary of how well Devon is doing as the steward of the Orange Polyp’s glorious media empire.

USA! USA!!!

American exceptionalism. Make America great again. Freedom is on the march. Guns don’t kill people, not believing in Jesus kills people. The election was stolen, if the MAGA candidate loses. Government is the enemy. White people are being replaced, by racist Jews . Fetuses are sacred, babies can go fuck themselves. Global warming is a hoax. Immigrants are killers. Only communists believe in ethics for the Supreme Court. Only the wealthy and corporations are entitled to entitlements. God bless these united shaiche.

Tooberdick

Change the Senate rules to remove the ability of one random bigoted misogynistic obstructionist moron from blocking all military promotions because he loves fetuses.

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