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A Thousand to One
A THOUSAND TO ONE*
I take those odds, because, what is to be gained in that one-in-a-thousand shot is great and, also, I don’t have another plan that makes sense.
A fellow blogger had a great unattributed quote, maybe it was his own. I love it. I’ll find the link to his page of quotes and put it here later, there are some good ones. This quote really spoke to me:
Forget the thousand reasons the thing won’t work, remember the one reason that it will.
People make more daring, brave and foolish bets daily. Millions line up for Lottery tickets every week, people bet the house and farm on the spin of a roulette wheel, accidentally put desperate, impossible pressures on their children, work hundred hour weeks expecting the reward of a comfortable retirement, if they don’t die trying to gain that comfortable nest egg first. This short list does not include the many brave and wonderful things people continue to bet on, in spite of the poor chances of success. People do all kinds of things in the teeth of long, if not impossible, odds.
Here’s my bet: I am right to believe that children, once they are free to follow their imaginations, in a safe, protected place, will learn all kinds of things along the way. I am betting that many among them will teach their peers what they have learned. I am betting they will also produce materials that can be used to teach other kids. I am betting everything I have on this longshot horse. It is a wonderful little horse that I raised myself from a tiny pony that used to sleep at the foot of my bed.
* yo, WordPress, what’s with my titles not showing up anymore?
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Snake Eyes
I don’t know why it should bother me, but, in spite of at least four reads by people I’ve never met, who took a second to tell me they liked what they read, my WordPress stats say I got shut out here back to back days, after eking out a single view just before the game ended for the day two days ago. Worse than snake eyes, two ones, this was two zeros. The best throw of the dice, a fortune cookie once reminded me, is to throw them away.
We saw a young coyote today on Schoolhouse Road near Metler Road in a town near New Brunswick, NJ. I did a slow U-turn so we could see the cool looking young animal, and just as we spotted him again he spotted a lizard or maybe a snake, dead in the gutter by the side of the road. He picked it up, walked a few steps and began to eat it. He watched Sekhnet roll down the window and take a few photos. He took his lunch back a few steps, into the shade of a bush, and continued eating. I thought he was a coyote from the first glance, but he was an immature one and we weren’t sure what he was until we looked for coyote images on the web. Then there was no doubt. I’ll try to get one of Sekhnet’s blurry Blackberry photos and put it up here.
“What was he doing all by himself?” Sekhnet asked with concern. For those of us who love animals, such questions will always be a concern.
I had a visit here today from a Canadian photographer and outdoorsman named Patrick, he was by the other day, liked another post. I saw his wonderful photos of a recent hike he took through breathtaking costal landscape. I thought to myself “damn, look at that eagle,” and “whoa, look at the attitude in that crab that wants to fight his friend!” You can see his pictures here. I remembered hikes I’d taken years ago, the newly sealed tent holding in the pouring rain in by Beaver Pond, NH en route to the Laurentides, sleeping tentless by Benson Pond in Yosemite waiting to meet a friend there who never showed up. I remembered I didn’t mind at all not meeting him.
But I’m wondering, doesn’t Patrick’s visit count against my second straight shutout? Or oneanna65, or Chelsea Brown 19? And what about Matt George, who liked a short piece I just wrote and posted, and has a very cool photography website showcasing other people’s work. I mean, WTF, WordPress, with these glaring snake eyes?
Skunkie
Walking back from the all night grocery store with a small bag (which says “be the change” on it) I turned up Cumming, a quiet one block street that leads to the famous corner where it joins Seaman. It was 2 a.m. and garbage was set out in black plastic bags for early morning pick up. Looking ahead and to my left I saw an odd looking cat moving among the garbage bags.
Strange looking cat, I thought as I got closer, with that wide beige back, and the dark fur everywhere else, the pointy face is not a cat’s face, nor that stripe on his head, nor cat ears, and what an odd splayed tail.
“Skunkie,” I said casually as the wild animal eyed me momentarily. I noticed the skunk’s back was toward me, in position, and thought for a second “please, don’t spray me, man.” I was like that kid getting tasered because he’d worn a t-shirt insulting to a powerful politician. Don’t tase me, bro.
The skunk, satisfied that I was not going to try to pet him or otherwise molest him, that I was staying to my side of the narrow sidewalk, walking away at a steady but not alarming clip, looked after me to make sure I was serious about avoiding a show-down, and then went back to looking for dinner in the loose collection of plastic garbage bags, very businesslike.
I thought of another gentleman skunk I’d seen in the neighborhood a few years ago. This one stepped out between two parked cars to cross Seaman Avenue, not far in front of my bike, also long after midnight. I slowed, and the skunk, very self-assured, paused to look at me. His look seemed to say “you know who I am, you know what I can do. I say you move nice and slow and I walk across the avenue to my buffet.” I agreed at once, waited straddling my bike as he unhurriedly crossed the wide avenue and disappeared among the black plastic bags.
To this day I’m convinced that skunk was the spirit of Sekhnet’s father, Sammy. It was just after the good-looking, dapper 92 year-old died and my first thought, seeing the good-looking intelligent face of that skunk, calculating and shrewd, was that Sammy’s spirit was visiting me in the person of this handsome little forest creature out for some human food on a Wednesday night. When I told the story to Sekhnet she had no doubt her father had contacted me in the person of the skunk.
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The Dog Still Cries
The suffering dog is still crying two hours later, now under brilliant sunshine. I made my way through the wet leaves to see if he was OK. “Hey, Hercules, are you OK?” I called and he stopped crying for a moment, turned briefly to regard me with sad, wolfish eyes. A second later he resumed his post at the gate, mewling with all his heart.
I called the neighbor, Joe, a native Chinese speaker with a working knowledge of English. I introduced myself and told him his dog was in the backyard crying for the last two hours.
“My daughter?” he asked with great concern.
“No, no. Hercules,” I said.
“Ah, he is crying cause I put him in the cage. I have people coming to the yard. He doesn’t like to be in the cage, but I had to put him in because I don’t want trouble, you know? So he’s crying to get out of the cage,” Joe said, then imitated the exact cry of his watchdog. Then he thanked me several times and told me he’d call his wife, tell her to let the dog out now.
Sekhnet was relieved when I called to give her the news. The dog is still filling the humid afternoon with his soulful calls.
The dog cries in the rain
The Chinese couple who live in the house behind the garden kept two watchdogs in an outdoor run. The dogs were there in every kind of weather. One of the dogs died about a year ago. The remaining one is fairly quiet, not much barking comes from there anymore. You occasionally see a feral cat perched on the top of the dog’s enclosure, he doesn’t seem to mind.
The couple came from China, literally escaped from China. They’ve made a good life in America, working hard in a busy contracting business, they own two adjacent houses they have fixed up beautifully. The dog run is behind the house they rent out. They exchanged bemused smiles about Sekhnet’s and my attachment to the feral cats who used to live in the garden. In hard times in China cat is good for a decent stew, not to walk around your house, seemed to be their attitude.
The sky turned grey just now and rain began pelting down. I sat at the computer for my daily tapping, an hour or so where I feel in control in an out of control world. As the cold rain began the dog in his coverless run began to cry. He is crying as I write, piteous howling cries. He is not barking, he is crying, inconsolably. Moaning helplessly, the sobs really are terrible to hear. He’s baying, imploring someone to let him in out of the rain. He’s an old dog, soaked to the skin, and he’s cried continuously as I write these words.
“Don’t tell me about it,” said Sekhnet, on the verge of tears when I called to tell her about it. “They must not be home,” she said.
A nice thought, that they aren’t home. They’re such nice people, I’d hate to think they could ignore the cries of their dog, even if he is just a guard and something without a soul to them.
Meantime, anyone hearing the sorrowful song this dog is singing would know instantly about the soul inside, suffering like any sentient being and appealing helplessly for help. I wish I had some way to help the poor guy, though he’d probably be too upset, and proud, not to bark at me and show his teeth if I approached through the wet leaves with a pancho for him. Not that he’d wear a pancho anyway.




